The Best 5 Dwell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dwell jokes. There are some dwell facial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dwell stalingrad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dwell Jokes and Puns

The wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Elvis.

But I don't mind; cause since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell.

LPT: The cure to madness is to move on and never dwell for too long.

Then you will be a nomad.

"Don't dwell on the past,don't dream about the future", is one of the most beautiful thoughts, was it Buddha?

Naw, it's just Congressman Roy Moore's Republican campaign slogan.

Buddha said: do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

But Christmas morning IS in the future.

"Turn right at the next corner..."

"...and your destination shall be on your left. But dwell not upon the destination, for it is the journey which is important." - Zen GPS


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dwell residency jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dwell countrymen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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