The Best 35 Dwayne Rock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dwayne Rock jokes. There are some dwayne rock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dwayne rock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dwayne Rock Jokes and Puns

How does The Rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

If I spank Dwayne Johnson...

does that mean I hit Rock bottom?

Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19

They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

what happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?

You hit rock bottom.

Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson's Butt...

Do you Hit Rock Bottom?


What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?

"*Rock Beats Scissors*"

What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's Butt?-

You hit rock bottom.

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...

I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors...

Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision...

Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay...

...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.

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What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?

Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson

Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?

No.

The Rock pay per scissors

Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID..

They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.

All this time we had been living under a rock.

A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.

The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.

Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.

"Come closer" says the kid.

Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.

"Paper beats rock."

Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Career" instead of...

Classic Rock?

I hear The Rock gave up drinking

He was tired of pouring money down the Dwayne


A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'.

I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.

The Rock

How does The Rock pee ??

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock?

One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.

What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?

A moon rock

Why did Dwayne Johnson beat 2 Gay women?

Because Rock beats scissors.

I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish.

I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.

A gay man wakes up in bed with Dwayne Johnson...

and realizes that he's hit Rock bottom.

Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.

The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar

SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars

What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?

He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom

His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man

if you decide to slap a random black guys ass and it turns out to be Dwayne Johnson..

..you've really hit rock bottom

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?

Because John was living under The Rock.

date: i like a lot of music but i'm really into rock

me: [trying to impress her] oh yeah me too

date: really? what's your favorite subgenre?

me: [visibly sweating] d-dwayne johnson

I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.

I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.

What's the difference between a bunch of bugs and Dwayne Johnson's personal trainers?

One is a group of cockroaches, the other's a bunch of Rock coaches

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