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- Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19 They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
- I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors... - Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
- Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
- I was cornered by Dwayne Johnson in front of a Hallmark store. I was caught between The Rock and a card place.
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
- Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID.. They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
- I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us. All this time we had been living under a rock.
- [OC] i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment. i was living under The Rock for a very long time.
- A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'. I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
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Dwayne Rock One Liners
Which dwayne rock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dwayne rock? I can suggest the ones about kid rock and rock star.
- How does The Rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson.
- What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator? A Sham-Rock
- Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears? No.
The Rock pay per scissors - Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite.
- Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's wrestling Career" instead of... Classic Rock?
- I hear The Rock gave up drinking He was tired of pouring money down the Dwayne
- If you give Dwayne Johnson a spanking... It means you've just hit Rock bottom.
- The Rock How does The Rock pee ??
He Dwaynes his Johnson. - What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon? A moon rock
- Why did Dwayne Johnson beat 2 Gay women? Because Rock beats scissors.
- A lady was accused of slapping the buttocks of Dwayne Johnson She hit rock bottom
- Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.
- How does Dwayne Johnson sign up for a music contest? Rock enrolls
\[Rock 'n' rolls\] - What's a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson? A Rock Doc
- I finally hit rock bottom today. Dwayne Johnson was not pleased.
Cheeky Dwayne Rock Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about dwayne rock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock roll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dwayne rock pranks.
What do you call it when someone has s**... with Dwayne Johnson?
Rock Climbing.
heh.
Did you know that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson use to be addicted to h**...?
He almost died one day, until he finally decided to lay the s**... down.
On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish.
I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice.
What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?
Having a t**... with Dwayne Johnson
What did the d**... say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?
I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.
Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network
Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?
Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?
He's been living under The Rock.
I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson.
I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...
Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...
I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.
I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
Dwayne Johnson was named sexiest man alive...
A lot of girls want to be stuck between the Rock and a hard place.
How would you describe a t**... with Dwayne Johnson?
Being stuck between a rock and a hard place
What do you call a gay-p**... starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?
"*Rock Beats Scissors*"
I heard that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is thinking in running for President.
The only way he's winning if he's going against scissors.
I got a statue of Dwayne Johnson for outside my house
Whenever anyone asks about it, I get to tell them it's in The Rock Garden
A gay man wakes up in bed with Dwayne Johnson...
and realizes that he'**... Rock bottom.
My boyfriend wanted a t**... with Dwayne Johnson.
It was fun, but I wish we had gone a little slower with it, because I found myself between a Rock and a hard place pretty quickly.
I heard they are going to remake that movie "127 Hours"
and cast Dwayne Johnson as the rock.
What do you call Dwayne Johnson's highly excited granite flying monster?
The Rock's rockin' rock roc.
If I s**... Dwayne Johnson...
does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
Dwayne Johnson was once called out for claiming false Irish heritage.
It was a sham rock.
What happened to vin diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?
He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock?
One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
What's the difference between a bunch of bugs and Dwayne Johnson's personal trainers?
One is a group of cockroaches, the other's a bunch of Rock coaches
I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish.
I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
Dwayne Johnson's branded stationary cutting tool
What do you get when you cross Dwayne the Rock Johnson with Chris Hemsworth?
Thor RagnoROCK
date: i like a lot of music but i'm really into rock
me: [trying to impress her] oh yeah me too
date: really? what's your favorite subgenre?
me: [visibly sweating] d-dwayne johnson
What is Dwayne Johnsons favourite game?
The Rock, Paper, Scissors
The weirdest thing happened to me today, Dwayne Johnson was holding me down wgilst a fishmonger hit me with a frozen fish.
I was stuck between The Rock and a hard plaice
What's a game you can always beat Dwayne Johnson in?
Rock paper scissors
One time, I got squashed against a giant frozen fish by Dwayne Johnson
I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
The Rock.
Dwayne Johnson would never have been part of the Titanic movie. He would have sunk in the first scene.
Barry O has just adopted Dwayne Johnson. Mr. Johnson will now be known as
The Rock Obama
I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom
His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man
It was probably my worst moment of judgement, feeling over confident and giving Dwayne Johnson a big ol' s**... on his a**....
I hit Rock bottom.
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson's b**......
Do you Hit Rock Bottom?
Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office?
Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?
Because John was living under The Rock.
what happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the b**...?
You hit rock bottom.
if you decide to slap a random black guys a**... and it turns out to be Dwayne Johnson..
..you've really hit rock bottom
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's b**...?-
You hit rock bottom.
A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.
The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.
Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.
"Come closer" says the kid.
Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.
"Paper beats rock."
Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.
The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar
SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars
The news exposed Dwayne Johson for assaulting l**... having fun
In other words:
The Paper beat The Rock for beating scissors
Celebrity m**...
Dwayne Johnson was murdered in a hotel room he was staying at. Police were called as soon as the body was discovered, and they did some investigating.
An officer knocked on the door of someone living one floor down. He asked the man who answered if he heard anything unusual above him, but he didn't know what the officer was talking about.
He was living under The Rock all this time and had no idea what was going on.
what happens if you s**... dwayne johnson
you hit rock bottom
Dwayne Johnson wants to move to a peninsula south of Spain.
He wants to be the Rock of Gibraltar.
When you slap Dwayne Johnson's a**...
You truly have hit Rock Bottom