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...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
Everyone takes him for granite.
Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson
He's been living under The Rock.
I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win.
"*Rock Beats Scissors*"
Classic Rock?
and realizes that he's hit Rock bottom.
Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.
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does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
All this time we had been living under a rock.
I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
No.
The Rock pay per scissors
One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
He was tired of pouring money down the Dwayne
Dwayne Johnson
They're both shamrocks.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man
I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
me: knock knock
them: who's there
me: Dwayne
them: Dwayne who
me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!
A moon rock
I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.
I failed to get in though.
At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.
They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!!!
Do you Hit Rock Bottom?
Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
Throw paper at him
I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors...
They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
Because Rock beats scissors.
You hit rock bottom.
..you've really hit rock bottom
You hit rock bottom.
You get arrested for sexual assault. What did you think was going to happen?
Paper and Scissors.
Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.
The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.
Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.
"Come closer" says the kid.
Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.
"Paper beats rock."
The Rockettes.
The Wok.
The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar
SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars
I was caught between The Rock and a card place.
In other words:
The Paper beat The Rock for beating scissors
It means you've just hit Rock bottom.
Dwayne Johnson was murdered in a hotel room he was staying at. Police were called as soon as the body was discovered, and they did some investigating.
An officer knocked on the door of someone living one floor down. He asked the man who answered if he heard anything unusual above him, but he didn't know what the officer was talking about.
He was living under The Rock all this time and had no idea what was going on.
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