The Best 49 Dwayne Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dwayne Jokes and Puns
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay...
...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?
Everyone takes him for granite.
What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?
Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson
Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?
He's been living under The Rock.
I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.
I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President...
As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win.
What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?
"*Rock Beats Scissors*"
Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Career" instead of...
Classic Rock?
A gay man wakes up in bed with Dwayne Johnson...
and realizes that he's hit Rock bottom.
Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision...
Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
You know, Dwayne Johnson was always a special kid...
In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.
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If I spank Dwayne Johnson...
does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.
All this time we had been living under a rock.
A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'.
I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?
He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?
No.
The Rock pay per scissors
What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock?
One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive?
Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish.
I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
I hear The Rock gave up drinking
He was tired of pouring money down the Dwayne
Who's the one person Medusa cannot turn to stone?
Dwayne Johnson
What do Dwayne Johnson impersonators and three-leaf clovers have in common?
They're both shamrocks.
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom
His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
So dumb it makes me laugh every time i hear it
me: knock knock
them: who's there
me: Dwayne
them: Dwayne who
me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!
What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?
A moon rock
I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago
I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.
I failed to get in though.
At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.
Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID..
They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
Knock knock...
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!!!
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson's Butt...
Do you Hit Rock Bottom?
Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office?
Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
How do you beat Dwayne Johnson in a fight?
Throw paper at him
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...
I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors...
Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
Why did Dwayne Johnson beat 2 Gay women?
Because Rock beats scissors.
what happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
You hit rock bottom.
if you decide to slap a random black guys ass and it turns out to be Dwayne Johnson..
..you've really hit rock bottom
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's Butt?-
You hit rock bottom.
What happens when you smack Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You get arrested for sexual assault. What did you think was going to happen?
You know, the saddest thing about Dwayne Johnson's success as a movie actor is how he's completely forgotten his brothers who got him there.
Paper and Scissors.
A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.
The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.
Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.
"Come closer" says the kid.
Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.
"Paper beats rock."
What are the names of Dwayne Johnson's sisters?
The Rockettes.
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.
The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar
SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars
I was cornered by Dwayne Johnson in front of a Hallmark store.
I was caught between The Rock and a card place.
The news exposed Dwayne Johson for assaulting lesbians having fun
In other words:
The Paper beat The Rock for beating scissors
If you give Dwayne Johnson a spanking...
It means you've just hit Rock bottom.
Celebrity Murder
Dwayne Johnson was murdered in a hotel room he was staying at. Police were called as soon as the body was discovered, and they did some investigating.
An officer knocked on the door of someone living one floor down. He asked the man who answered if he heard anything unusual above him, but he didn't know what the officer was talking about.
He was living under The Rock all this time and had no idea what was going on.
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