Dwayne Jokes

Funniest Dwayne Short Jokes

Short dwayne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dwayne humour may include short geology jokes also.

1. Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19 They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
2. I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
   Scissors...
3. Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
4. I was cornered by Dwayne Johnson in front of a Hallmark store. I was caught between The Rock and a card place.
5. Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID.. They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
6. I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us. All this time we had been living under a rock.
7. i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment. i was living under The Rock for a very long time.
8. You know, Dwayne Johnson was always a special kid... In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.
9. So dumb it makes me laugh every time i hear it me: knock knock
   them: who's there
   me: Dwayne
   them: Dwayne who
   me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!
10. A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'. I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.

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Dwayne One Liners

Which dwayne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dwayne? I can suggest the ones about rock and gneiss.

1. How does The Rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson.
2. What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator? A Sham-Rock
3. Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears? No.
   The Rock pay per scissors
4. Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite.
5. Knock knock... Dwayne.
   Dwayne who?
   Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!!!
6. Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's wrestling Career" instead of... Classic Rock?
7. I hear The Rock gave up drinking He was tired of pouring money down the Dwayne
8. If you give Dwayne Johnson a spanking... It means you've just hit Rock bottom.
9. Who's the one person Medusa cannot turn to stone? Dwayne Johnson
10. What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok.
11. Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive? Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
12. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon? A moon rock
13. What are the names of Dwayne Johnson's sisters? The Rockettes.
14. A lady was accused of slapping the buttocks of Dwayne Johnson She hit rock bottom
15. Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.

Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Here is a list of funny dwayne johnson jokes and even better dwayne johnson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know, the saddest thing about Dwayne Johnson's success as a movie actor is how he's completely forgotten his brothers who got him there. Paper and Scissors.
• Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office? Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
• What do Dwayne Johnson impersonators and three-leaf clovers have in common? They're both shamrocks.
• I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish. I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
• What happened to vin diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall? He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
• Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock.
• Dwayne Johnson wants to move to a peninsula south of Spain. He wants to be the Rock of Gibraltar.
• date: i like a lot of music but i'm really into rock me: [trying to impress her] oh yeah me too
  date: really? what's your favorite subgenre?
  me: [visibly sweating] d-dwayne johnson
• I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'. I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
• I heard that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is thinking in running for President. The only way he's winning if he's going against scissors.

Dwayne Rock Jokes

Here is a list of funny dwayne rock jokes and even better dwayne rock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock? One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
• I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man
• How does Dwayne Johnson sign up for a music contest? Rock enrolls
  \[Rock 'n' rolls\]
• I heard they are going to remake that movie "127 Hours" and cast Dwayne Johnson as the rock.
• What's a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson? A Rock Doc
• Dwayne Johnson was named sexiest man alive... A lot of girls want to be stuck between the Rock and a hard place.
• I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)... Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...
• I finally hit rock bottom today. Dwayne Johnson was not pleased.
• Dwayne Johnson was once called out for claiming false Irish heritage. It was a sham rock.
• I got a statue of Dwayne Johnson for outside my house Whenever anyone asks about it, I get to tell them it's in The Rock Garden

Silly & Ridiculous Dwayne Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about dwayne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pebble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dwayne pranks.