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I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
He Dwaynes his Johnson.
does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
You hit rock bottom.
Do you Hit Rock Bottom?
"*Rock Beats Scissors*"
You hit rock bottom.
I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors...
Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
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I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.
I failed to get in though.
At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.
...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.
Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson
No.
The Rock pay per scissors
They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
Everyone takes him for granite.
All this time we had been living under a rock.
Throw paper at him
Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.
The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.
Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.
"Come closer" says the kid.
Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.
"Paper beats rock."
Classic Rock?
In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.
You get arrested for sexual assault. What did you think was going to happen?
Dwayne Johnson
I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
The Wok.
How does The Rock pee ??
He Dwaynes his Johnson.
Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
Paper and Scissors.
A moon rock
Because Rock beats scissors.
They're both shamrocks.
I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
and realizes that he's hit Rock bottom.
The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar
SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars
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