The Best 35 Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dwayne Johnson jokes. There are some dwayne johnson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dwayne johnson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dwayne Johnson Jokes and Puns

I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.

I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.

I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.

How does The Rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

If I spank Dwayne Johnson...

does that mean I hit Rock bottom?

Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19

They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

what happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?

You hit rock bottom.


Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson's Butt...

Do you Hit Rock Bottom?

What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?

"*Rock Beats Scissors*"

What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's Butt?-

You hit rock bottom.

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...

I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors...

Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision...

Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

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I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name 'Paperman'.

I failed to get in though.

At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn't want me beating him.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay...

...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles.

What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?

Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson

Does Dwayne Johnson purchase bulk shears?

No.

The Rock pay per scissors

Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID..

They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.

All this time we had been living under a rock.

How do you beat Dwayne Johnson in a fight?

Throw paper at him


A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.

The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.

Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.

"Come closer" says the kid.

Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.

"Paper beats rock."

Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Career" instead of...

Classic Rock?

You know, Dwayne Johnson was always a special kid...

In third grade, all the other kids drew a family tree. Little dwayne made a family quarry.

What happens when you smack Dwayne Johnson's butt?

You get arrested for sexual assault. What did you think was going to happen?

Who's the one person Medusa cannot turn to stone?

Dwayne Johnson

A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'.

I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?

The Wok.

The Rock

How does The Rock pee ??

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive?

Because he's Boulder than all the rest!

You know, the saddest thing about Dwayne Johnson's success as a movie actor is how he's completely forgotten his brothers who got him there.

Paper and Scissors.

What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?

A moon rock

Why did Dwayne Johnson beat 2 Gay women?

Because Rock beats scissors.

What do Dwayne Johnson impersonators and three-leaf clovers have in common?

They're both shamrocks.

I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish.

I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.

A gay man wakes up in bed with Dwayne Johnson...

and realizes that he's hit Rock bottom.

Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.

The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar

SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars

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