The Best 90 Dwarves Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dwarves Jokes and Puns
My password needed eight characters
So I chose Snow White and the seven dwarves
A couple of dwarves got arrested...
A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day.
They got charged for possession of small arms.
What did the seven dwarves say...
when they found Snow White sleeping in their bed?
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.
What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better)
They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females.
or something like that =)
Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?
Because it has microwaves
Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
-- As seen on QI.
Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy...
At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy.
So he left.
Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?
It failed the Smaug test.
Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?
They're too short to be called Essays.
I got mugged by 6 dwarves...
.... not Happy.
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the 7 dwarves got into a hot tub
they all started feeling happy
so he got out
The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy...
...so, Happy gets out.
Snowy White and the 7 dwarves...
Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out...
Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy
Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks
A dwarf that loves to joke goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks.
I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?
The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
My collection of dwarf/midget jokes. I'm sorry.
Did you know that there was a dwarf shortage in America?
In other countries, dwarfism is a growing problem.
Dwarves and midgets actually have very little in common.
Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy?
Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall and he looked at me and sneered. I said, "Well that's a little condescending."
How do midgets get girls to date them? They're really good at small talk.
Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves?
It had to close because it was short staffed.
There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy
Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing suicide
What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?
A *smaugasbord*.
How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
A recent survey found.
6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy
They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc
What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
why dont dwarves smoke weed
cause it doesnt get them high
Seven dwarves...
sitting in a bath and they all felt happy.
Happy got out and they all felt grumpy.
Want to know what I know about dwarves?
Very little.
Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know.
What's the difference between the 7 Dwarves and a women's track team?
One is a bunch of cunning little runts...
Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time.
She was a high hoe.
Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy
Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge?
It's called the "Stayfree Mini Pad"
Why can't dwarfs sing?
Because they can't reach the high notes.
Bonus: how does dwarves communicate?
Smalltalk.
PSA: Please don't call them dwarves...
It's not the proper gnomenclature.
Why are dwarves good guys?
Because they don't look down on people.
> shamelessly stolen from /u/sovietwomble
I'll tell you what I know about dwarves
Very little
I've never seen Snow White...
But I always hear the dwarves greeting my ex.
What did the Seven Dwarves say when they met a prostitute?
Hi, hoe!
The seven dwarves walk into a bar
The bartender immediately shows them the door and says "We don't serve miners"
My girlfriend asked if I was Happy
to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused
What kind of deodorant do dwarves use?
They don't like to choose but when they do they pickaxe
What does the recently discovered TRAPPIST-1 star with seven Earth-size planets orbiting it, and Tyrion Lannister have in common?
They are both ultra-cool dwarves.
Which of Jupiter's moons is the best according to the Seven Dwarves?
Io, Io...
Did you know....
Six out of seven dwarves are not happy!
Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself
So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up
What do Dwarves and Elves have in common?
Very little.
My friend has a fear of dwarves
So I said: are you afraid of normal people when they are far far away?
What did Snow White get when she went to the pub with the Dwarves?
Seven Up n' Cider
Six out of Seven Dwarves...
... Are not Happy.
The 7 dwarves are in the bath, all feeling happy
So he got out
7 Dwarves Sitting in a Tub
The 7 dwarves were sitting in the tub feeling happy, so Happy got up and left.
If you're happy and you know it
Can you please get along to the theatre where Snow White and the other six dwarves are waiting for you?
In a survey conducted in a land far far away it was found that....
6 our of 7 Dwarves are not happy
All the dwarves were sitting in the bath and they were all feeling happy
Happy got out.
Why are dwarves terrible parents?
They have difficulty putting food on the table.
Why do dwarves avoid girls?
Gnome woman, gnome cry.
A new comprehensive study found that only ~14.3% of dwarves are Happy
The study went on to show that the rest of them are Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc.
I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn't get in line. I knew it was a trick…
Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents
It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves
Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority
The seven dwarves decided to take a bath after a long day's work
They all started to feel sleepy, so Sleepy got out.
I have an interesting fact about Snow White...
Did you guys know that 6/7 dwarves from Snow White are not happy?
New research shows 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
This is my first time. Please be gentle.
Dwarves may seen fine on the surface...
But 6 out 7 aren't actually happy.
Dwarves may seem fine on the outside...
But 6 out of 7 aren't happy.
Dwarves may seem okay on the outside...
But 6 out of 7 aren't happy.
What do dwarves and midgets have in common?
very little
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were all in bed feeling happy
Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy
Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
Because the early beard gets the wyrm
Not sure why but I suddenly came over sleepy the other day
Turns out dwarves don't like that kind of thing.
7 dwarves in a bath and they all felt Happy
So Happy got out.
During the last school play I felt funny and came over queasy.
At which point I was told to leave the production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
I go mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy.
what I know about dwarves?
Very little
You shouldn't call dwarves "little people"
It's belittling
Little people are often referred to as dwarves...
...but that's a misgnomer
What do you call it when 3 dwarves have sex together?
A 1-and-a-half some.
Doctor: we had to remove your appendix
**JRR Tolkien:** but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves
I watched a play with Snow White but only six dwarves
No one was happy.
An Act of Malicious Conpliance
Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit.
Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end.
Due to Covid, the seven dwarves have been told that they can only meet in groups of 6.
One of them isn't happy.
Thanks to the pandemic, only six of the seven dwarves are allowed to meet up this Christmas...
None of them is Happy.
Why were the seven dwarves always sober?
Because no one would serve alcohol to miners...
I've been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 4 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded...
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
Once upon a time...
The Seven Dwarves were all taking a bath and feeling happy. Happy got out, so they all felt grumpy.
Three dwarves walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners."
I was shocked to read this. Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves
aren't Happy
Dwarf enters the library
"One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf
"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
The other day, I met a genie who granted me one wish. So, I told him: "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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