The Best 24 Dwarfism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dwarfism jokes. There are some dwarfism primordial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dwarfism esse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dwarfism Jokes and Puns

What do you call a breakdancing person with dwarfism?

a midget spinner

Did you see that Dwarfism was in the news today?

It's a growing problem.

My best friend with dwarfism started communicating with spirits...

My best friend with dwarfism started communicating with spirits. We were both happy for him.

He finally became a medium

Dwarfism joke, My best friend with dwarfism started communicating with spirits...

A psychic who has dwarfism escaped from prison yesterday.

He's a small medium at large.

My collection of dwarf/midget jokes. I'm sorry.

Did you know that there was a dwarf shortage in America?

In other countries, dwarfism is a growing problem.

Dwarves and midgets actually have very little in common.

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy?

Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall and he looked at me and sneered. I said, "Well that's a little condescending."

How do midgets get girls to date them? They're really good at small talk.


I made an app that tells you were people with dwarfism are at all times.

I can't be the only one thinking of the imp-locations.

The police are looking for a fortune teller with dwarfism.

The small medium is at large.

Dwarfism joke, The police are looking for a fortune teller with dwarfism.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget'

He was a little offended

What do you use to heat food and to greet people with dwarfism?

A microwave

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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According to the news, there's a clairvoyant bank robber with dwarfism on the loose in my hometown.

They said to keep an eye-out for a Small Medium at Large.

(An original) I'll always get in a fight with someone with dwarfism....

We just don't see eye to eye.

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism

I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head.

So, a man with Primordial Dwarfism wanted to apply as a firefighter, but they wouldn't hire him.

It soon came to his realization it wasn't fahrenheit.

Dwarfism joke, So, a man with Primordial Dwarfism wanted to apply as a firefighter, but they wouldn't hire him.

So I met a comedian with dwarfism the other day...

Turns out he's really down-to-earth!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bookie with dwarfism?

One's bad, and the other is a little better.

What will a cure for Dwarfism lead to? Dwarf shortage

If offended, grow up


A recent study shows that 6 out of 7 persons affected with dwarfism are not happy.

They are grumpy, sleepy, dopey, bashful, sneezy and doc.

What do you call a Mexican woman who suffers from dwarfism.

Consuelo^cunts^way^low.

Have you heard of the dyslexic memer with dwarfism?

Its not big, its not clever and it's not funny.

My friend specializes in the treatment of dwarfism.

Shorticulture.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dwarfism cunts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dwarfism progeria piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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