Dwar Jokes
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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican
and because they are the seven dwarfs,
they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope,
'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency,
but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,
thinks for a moment and answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ...'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares,
silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship,
are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled now,
again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ...
'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them
with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope!
Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
'I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap,
rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,
tears rolling down their cheeks,
as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy s**... a penguin!'
'Grumpy s**... a penguin!'
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What did the seven dwarves say...
when they found Snow White sleeping in their bed?
Hi h**..., hi h**..., it's off to work we go.
What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better)
They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females.
or something like that =)
Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?
Because it has microwaves
7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy.
So he left.
Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?
It failed the Smaug test.
A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison.
The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
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I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall
As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
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Dwarfs and s**... Harassment
Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."
What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars
Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name?
Because that could create a pair o' Docs.
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How dwarfs have s**... ?
Little by little !
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There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy
Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing s**...
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
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How do we know that the dwarf p**... has low self-esteem?
She's always selling herself short.
Why did the dwarf chef leave the restaurant?
Because the steaks were too high.
If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short.
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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Want to know what I know about dwarves?
Very little.
Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know.
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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe w**...?
Because it slows their *mine*
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Why are Dwarves so nosy?
They're always trying to get up in other peoples bismuth.
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What did the dwarf say to the drunk p**...?.
High h**..., high h**......
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