The Best 13 Dvds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dvds jokes. There are some dvds ebony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dvds porno puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dvds Jokes and Puns

[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees *tons* of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "*Oh my god!* What should we do about this?!

The father replied "We shouldn't spank him, that's for sure."

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the television.

A guy is buying some game DVDs, some magazines and a six pack.

Cashier : "You must be single."

Guy: "Wow, how did you know?"

Cashier: "Because you're ugly."

Dvds joke, A guy is buying some game DVDs, some magazines and a six pack.

DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence,

DVD Rip.

I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow some Disney DVDs...

He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"


My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.

So tonight I'm going to make it up to her.

I've got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.

When she gets in from work I'm going to order her favorite takeaway which we'll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.

Then afterwards I'm going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.

I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

Dvds joke, I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

A man was arrested for stealing yoga dvds

He's now doing a long stretch

How do scratched dvds get around?

They skip

Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents.

Hence DVD Rip

Me and my girlfriend...

Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!

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Being a dyslexic boyfriend is tough.

"Honey, why did you order me the dvds of gay men having sex? I thought I said we are out of Popcorn."

Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes?

Because they are always streaming in!

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