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Short dvd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dvd humour may include short copy jokes also.

  1. Just got scammed out of $15. Bought tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
  2. My friend asked me what the biggest fish I ever caught was. "Have you ever saw the movie jaws? I asked. "Well it was about the same size as the box the dvd came in."
  3. Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!
    He's Never Gonna Give You Up
  4. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
  5. Two rats sit in a dustbin and eat a DVD. Two rats sit in a dustbin and eat a DVD.
    Suddenly, one says:
    - You know Stefan, the book was better. (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
  6. I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.
  7. I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques.... I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.
  8. hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless.
  9. While watching hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, "I wonder where they're going in the third one?" "Straight to DVD."
  10. Just got scammed out of $25... I bought a tiger woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.

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Dvd One Liners

Which dvd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dvd? I can suggest the ones about television and disc.

  1. Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray.
  2. People say I don't have friends They're wrong.
    I have 10 seasons on DVD
  3. I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars out of 5 It was a pi rated DVD
  4. I bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment. When I opened it, the box was empty.
  5. I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' dvd. It was here a minute ago
  6. Have you seen my gone in 60 seconds DVD? It was there a minute ago
  7. What runs faster than a burglar with a TV? His cousin with the DVD
  8. Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
  9. DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip.
  10. For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill. Both boxed.
  11. What’s a cat’s favorite button on a DVD remote? Paws.
  12. Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming.
  13. TIFU Then I closed the DVD case and took it back to the library
  14. What do you do with a broken DVD? You DISC-ard it.
  15. My friend has the Koran on DVD… I asked him if he could burn me a copy.

Heartwarming Dvd Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about dvd you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean trilogy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dvd prank.

A man watches TV

Α man watches TV and start shouting :
Dont go, Dont do it...Dont do it...NOOOOOOO
His wife comes in and says : What are you watching there ?
And the man says : I was just watching our wedding on DVD

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.

idk what to put the title as

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.........
The man decided to try it out at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?
Son: At school
*The robot slaps the son*
Son: OK! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda
*The robot slaps the son again.*
Son: Ok! It was an e**... movie.
Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an e**... movie was.
*The robot slaps the dad.*
Mom: HAHAHAHA. He is your son after all!
*The robot slaps the mom.*

What do you call a t**... with two guys and a girl?

...a DVD.

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.

Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD.

Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about?
Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items!
Blonde 1: What do you need to repair?
Blonde 2: My DVD player

My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.

So tonight I'm going to make it up to her.
I've got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.
When she gets in from work I'm going to order her favorite takeaway which we'll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.
Then afterwards I'm going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.

My 4 year old son almost ordered "naughty nurses" for $14.99 from cable on-demand.

Glad I stopped him, because I already own the DVD.

The cast of Friends has reunited to open a DVD shop

A man walks in and says, My Netflix subscription just ran out. Do you have the latest season of You?
The staff points to a corner of the shop and says, Aisle B there for You.

Astley paradox

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for, he's letting you down.

A buddy of mine asked me to borrow my DVD box set of one of HBO's best shows...

...he came over and The Wire transfer was successful.

I was told to start at the bottom and make my way to the top.

This "How To Use A Ladder" DVD likes to state the obvious.

People are always telling me I don't have friends, but they're wrong.

I have all 10 seasons on DVD.

The disc drive on my DVD player is busted. I guess you could say it has...

Ejectile disfunction.

Mario and Luigi walk into a DVD shop.

Mario holds up a movie.
Is-a that the exorcist? Luigi asked.
This is It, Luigi. Mario replied.

People keep telling me I don't have friends.

That's not true, I have all 10 seasons on DVD.

I walked up to a group of girls.

I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Yes," they smiled eagerly.
Then I handed them a david blaine DVD and walked off.

A man was touching his DVD shelf to find his favorite Bond.....

then realized that in fact, there were no covalent bonds.

Silent monks dark secret

Did you know? Silent monks are allowed to talk. But only when the DVD logo hits the corner.

Me : how big is this room ?

Estate agent : it's 15 square feet
Me : I could fit at least 3200 copies of the movie ratatouille on dvd in here
Estate agent : what
Me : what

We just rented the DVD movie "Rules Don't Apply" and I put it in upside down.

It was wrong.

Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents.

Hence DVD Rip

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So I purchased a DVD called Fyre Festival: Behind the Scenes

It cost $100 and there was no disc in the case

On black Friday I found a great deal and bought 4 Kindles online.

Today they delivered a Two Ronnies DVD.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player!
I mean no racism in this joke*

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

I put a dvd on ebay

6 people are watching it

It was my grandmas birthday yesterday...

She loves giraffes so I brought her d**... 4 on DVD

I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes...

I was pretty upset it was all golfing.

I cant find my Gone in Sixty Seconds DVD!

It was here a minute ago...

I found a DVD yesterday of manchester city saves between 2006-2016. Weirdly it had a Bonnie Tyler sound track.

It was called Totally Clips of Joe Hart.

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