Duvet Jokes
8 duvet jokes and hilarious duvet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duvet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Duvet Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good duvet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Judge: You stand before me accused of being a duvet. How do you plead?
Defendant: Not quilty.
I've been feeling down all evening...
I think my duvet has split.
My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet.
I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.
This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas?
It's a cover version.
My wife told me these types of blanktes she is ordering perfectly cover our bed. I replied,
"Oh duvet?"
I love the 2003 version of Duvet Know It's Christmas.
It's one of my favourite covers.
You know they have a two for one sale at the bed and blanket store down the road, right?
Oh Duvet?!
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Last Christmas I gave my grandad a p**... and a duvet....
Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
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