The Best 9 Duvet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duvet jokes. There are some duvet tripod jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duvet comforter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Duvet Jokes and Puns

Judge: You stand before me accused of being a duvet. How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

I've been feeling down all evening...

I think my duvet has split.

This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas?

It's a cover version.

My wife told me these types of blanktes she is ordering perfectly cover our bed. I replied,

"Oh duvet?"

My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet.

I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.


I love the 2003 version of Duvet Know It's Christmas.

It's one of my favourite covers.

You know they have a two for one sale at the bed and blanket store down the road, right?

Oh Duvet?!

Last Christmas I gave my grandad a prostitute and a duvet....

Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.

Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets?

Duvet?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duvet waterbed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duvet antifreeze piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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