The Best 4 Dutifully Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dutifully jokes. There are some dutifully confidently jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dutifully prosecutor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dutifully Jokes and Puns

A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather

One day he receives a text message from the boss. "I've been having problems with my wife. Please pull the plug and then call someone in to take care of the matter."

The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command. He shoots the boss's wife, and then calls in the clean up crew.

But a short while later, he receives another message. "Stupid autocorrect. I meant wifi."

A man meets a foreign girl, they flirt with each other, and end up sleeping with each other.

After the man came, he asked her 'you finish'?

She shook her head.

Dutifully the men got back to work, and after another round of lovemaking he asked her 'you finish?'

The girl shook her head again.

The man barely had any energy left, but continued the lovemaking nonetheless. In the end he collapses on the bed and asks again 'you finish?'

The girl shakes her head and replies 'No, I'm Swedish'.

President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental farm

When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."

Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."

When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.

"Same hen every time?" the President asked.

"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."

The President nodded his head. "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

When my friend and her five year old daughter were shopping, the little girl picked out a dress she loved.

Her mother shook her head."That's too expensive," she said.

She dutifully put back the dress, but as she did so, she grumbled, "Well, why did you have me if you can't afford me?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dutifully willingly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dutifully intently piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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