The Best 17 Dutchman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dutchman jokes. There are some dutchman amsterdam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dutchman frenchman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dutchman Jokes and Puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond





A Frenchman, a Dutchman and a German walk into a bar...

Normally there also would've been a Belgian, an Englishman and an Italian, but they couldn't come since they're still at the European Championship.

An Englishman, Scottishman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Russian, Spaniard, Mexican, American, Norweigan, Swede, Albanian, Italian, Indian, Moroccan, Dutchman, Brazilian, Kenyan, Australian and Belgian walk into a bar.

The barman says; "You can't come in here without a Thai."

A slightly translated Dutch joke

This is a Dutch joke where the dialog is spoken in English:

A Dutchman and an Englishman are sitting next to each other on an airplane. They start to make small talk and the Englishman asks the Dutchman what he does for a living.

The Dutchman proudly says "I fok horses!" (Fok == breed)

Shocked, the Englishman exclaims "Pardon?!?"

The Dutchman smiles and replies, "Yes! Paarden!" (Paarden == horses)

A Dutchman and an Englishmen meet in a beach bar on holiday.

The Dutchman speaks hardly any English and the Englishman, inevitably, even less Dutch, but they still enjoy each other's company and knock back a few beers together. After a while the Englishman manages to get across a question: "what is it that you do for a living?"

The Dutchman says carefully "I... *fok\**... horses."

"Pardon?!" exclaims the Englishman.

"*Ja! Paarden!*" says the Dutchman, beaming widely.


\* \['breed'\]

What do you call a pilot from the Netherlands?

The flying Dutchman

The best beer in the world

An American, a Duchman and an Irishman walked into a bar. Ill have a Budweiser, the best beer in the world, said the American. Ill have a Heineken, said the Dutchman, the ONLY beer in the world. The Irishman yawned and said, Oh, I guess Ill just have a glass of water like these girls are having.

Dutchman joke, The best beer in the world

Never believe anything a Dutchman tells you

It is all tall tales.

How was copper wire invented?

A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny.

Why a Netherlander pilot can't never land his plane?

The Flying Dutchman can never make port.

What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?

A Brussels sprout,

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What's the difference between a Dutchman and a coconut?

You can get a free drink out of a coconut.

What's the difference between a length of pipe and a pale Dutchman?

One's a hollow cylinder, and the other's a sallow Hollander.

Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant...

Who tips first?

What the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman?

Ones a cylinder and the others a silly Hollander!

Why is the flying Dutchman called like that?

Because the Dutch are always high

Dutchman joke, Why is the flying Dutchman called like that?

A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman goes into a pub

A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman goes into a pub,
the Icelander could not join because he was still in the Euro cup.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dutchman german jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dutchman vous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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