Dusty Jokes
25 dusty jokes and hilarious dusty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dusty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article offers a unique collection of dusty jokes that are sure to crack a smile. From crusty dusty puns to dusty slay fish and cobwebs, get ready to wander off into a world of dirt and hilarity!
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Funniest Dusty Short Jokes
Short dusty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dusty humour may include short rusty jokes also.
- To spice things up a bit in the bedroom, I asked my wife to talk dirty to me. Telling me how dusty the garage was, and about the mold in the shower, was not what I was hoping for.
- I went to a fortune teller and they said in 30 minutes I would get dirt on my leg... I guess it's just dusty knee
- "You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that.... You've got issues going way back."
- What would you call the American Dream if he had an old electric piano? Dusty Rhodes with a dusty Rhodes.
- I like my women like I like my whisky... ...7 years old and in a dusty basement
ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ - Why did Tony Stark cry at the end of Infinity War? [SPOILERS] He didn't. It was just a bit dusty.
- What's the difference between a dusty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a b**... crustacean
- The other day..... The other day I was doing the vacuuming just in my pants and I thought to myself "How do these t**... get so dusty?"
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Dusty One Liners
Which dusty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dusty? I can suggest the ones about crusty and dirties.
- Despite space being a Vacuum Mars is really Dusty
- Which Russian author never paid his respects? Dusty F Key
- Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
- My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
- What was the most popular Jewish name in the 1940's? Dusty
- What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm
- What did the sat nav say to the Arab? You have arrived at your dusty nation.
- What's pink and dusty????... Madeleine mc canns bike...
Playful Dusty Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about dusty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dirt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dusty pranks.
A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box.
The collector's friend mentioned that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed the Bible.
"You don't mean Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.
"Yes, that was it!"
"You fool! You've thrown out one of the first books ever printed! A copy was recently auctioned off for hundreds of thousands of dollars!"
"Oh, I doubt this book would be worth even nearly as much. Some dude named Martin Luther scribbled all over the margins."
A new pilot has his first day in a real cockpit and he asks the pilot...
"Wow, there's so many b**... and switches. How do you remember what they all do?" The captain replies, "I don't, but for the love of God don't touch the dusty ones."
Old western stranger
An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"
Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...
...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
