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Beer is good.


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

An old married couple

An ancient old couple were sitting in their rockers on their front porch, reflecting on life. Suddenly, the woman gets up and smacks the old man so hard he tumbles off the porch onto the ground.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That's for having such a tiny penis!" she answered.
He gets up, dusts himself off and gets back in his chair. After a while, he gets up and smacks her off the porch and onto the ground.
She yells "What was that for?"
"That's for knowing the difference!"

A little man walks into a bar, and on the way in he steps in a pile of dog shit...

He totally wipes out and lands on his ass. He gets up and dusts himself off and continues into the bar.

A few minutes later a big guy is walking into the same bar and also steps in the same plie of dog shit and also wipes out. Same as the little guy, he gets up and dusts himself off and continues into the bar. He sits down besides the little guy. The little guy motions to the pile of dog shit by the door, "I just did that!" he exclaims...the big guy punches him in the mouth.

A drunk walks out of a bar...(not sure if a repost. New to this sub)

He stumbles along the sidewalk and comes upon a nun walking toward him.
He sees her and his eyes grow big and he lurches at her and begins to wail on her.
He throws her to the ground and stomps and pummels her until she is no longer moving.
He gathers himself, stands up and dusts himself off.
As he turns to walk away, he says " not so tough tonight are you, Batman?"

After the North American Beer Festival...

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the "worlds best beer" a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Keystone says, "I'd like the only beer that doesn't give you bitter beer face, give me a Keystone Light." He gets it. The gal from New Glarus sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives her what she ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at her and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Spotted Cow?" Deb replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

The animal convenience store

It was 11am and all the forest animals were waiting in line for the convenience store to open. Some were obviously more calm than others.

Suddenly, the rabbit was making his way up through the line towards the store when the bear stops him.

"Trying to cut in line eh? " and Wham!, he whacks the rabbit and sends him back.

The rabbit gets up, dusts himself off and says:

"Well fuck y'all if I'm opening the store now!"

A man walks into a bar.

Embarrassed, he dusts himself off, then walks around it.

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