The Best 8 Dustpan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dustpan jokes. There are some dustpan mop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dustpan brush puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dustpan Jokes and Puns

How do you pick up a suicide bomber?

With a dustpan

What did the broom say to the dustpan?

Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.

How did Hitler pick up Jewish girls?

With a dustpan...

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present?

A dustpan.


Jewish jokes.

1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan
2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

how do you pick up jewish woman

with a dustpan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dustpan auschwitz jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dustpan scoop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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