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Dusting Jokes

10 dusting jokes and hilarious dusting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dusting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laughter is the best medicine, so check out these funny crop dusting jokes to brighten up your day! Whether you use a broom, brush, or even just the pavement, you can find a joke to tell your friends and family. Enjoy!

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Cheeky Dusting Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good dusting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Granny's boyfriend

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom b**... her boyfriend."

Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting.

Nice guy. He's a web designer

Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator.

She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince.

What did the police find after dusting Chris Rocks face after the show?

Fresh Prince

I told my wife I wanted to try a new position.

She made me vice-president of dusting.

The latest report from Mars indicates the presence of large ring structures of precious stones and a dusting of glitter almost everywhere

Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.
(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)

My wife complained she wished someone other than her would do some dusting.

Crop dusting evidently is not what she had in mind.

Kids

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
"You can't do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don't worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I've been bad or good, but he doesn't know the cookie fell on the floor?

A guy walks through a Pakistani village

He sees a man dusting off a carpet from his shop and asks "What's the matter, it won't start?"

I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.

They believe it was started by an Arsonist.
They are dusting for fresh prints.
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Too soon???????

Dusting joke, I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dusting can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dusting puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Dusting joke, I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.

Dusting joke, I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.

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