Following is our collection of funny Dust jokes. There are some dust drier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dust dirt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
With a broom and dust pan!
Dust for Fresh Prints!
(i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
She asked me what was on the tv. I replied, "Dust."
I said, "Friddie Mercury"
And another one bites the dust.
Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a Polak, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the Polak. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"
Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ),
in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "
Well, it was just collecting dust.
It was just collecting dust.
... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust.
I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes.
now it's just collecting dust in my basement.
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Mine is just collecting dust at the moment.
Dust pan and brush
With a dust pan and broom
I was like dude, get a broom already!
All it was doing was gathering dust.
So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.
"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.
...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
It was just collecting dust.
Mine's just gathering dust.
It was just collecting dust..
The King has left the building, Queen has bit the dust, and now the doves cry for their Prince.
He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF.
He disappeared without a tres.
I said "dust". That's when the fight started.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Darude - Sandstorm
Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
All it was doing was collecting dust
As seen on TV.
He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
All it does is collect dust.
All it was doing was gathering dust.
It's just sitting around collecting dust.
The old one was just gathering dust.
Because they don't want de dust 2 get in their eyes.
It was just collecting dust.
With a dust pan
all it was doing was collecting dust.
Reluctant sale, but it is just collecting dust.
I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.
It was really Au inspiring.
Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Another One Bites the Dust
...and goes to jail for stabbing someone.
Mortician: it's going to cost you $10,000 to put him in a casket.
Rick: best I can do is $100 cause it's just going to sit there and collect dust.
It was only gathering dust.
What kind of dreams do dustmites have?
Mitemares
It's just there gathering dust....
All it does is gather dust.
It just sits there and collects dust.
but it's just been gathering dust.
It's just been collecting dust
A robo bro blow job.
Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!
All it was doing was collecting dust.
The one we've got just collects dust.
Another Un bites the dust.
after all, it was just gathering dust
"We only use the finest ingredients"
The dust.
It's been gathering dust for a while, and generally kind of sucks.
I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.
Ok , I said, Like What?
Well, first I'd like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I'd like to dust it with dextrose -
Stop right there , I said. No need to sugar coat it.
Which is why I don't dust - it could be someone I know.
... Another one bites the dust
and now it does nothing but sits there and collect dust.
And the rest was history
Ever since I bought all it's done is collected dust
Wife: What's on the TV tonight dear?
Husband: Dust
I don't need it anymore. All it does is collect dust.
Slaw dust!
Wife asked her husband what on TV. He replied, "Dust."
It's just collecting dust.
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
Dust
I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said
"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".
it still collects dust.
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
It's collecting dust.
It just sits there collecting dust.
It was just gathering dust.
All it was doing was gathering dust
It was collecting dust.
He wants to run away to the islands but the only problem is he's got no money. He walks over to his wise old neighbor and asks him for advice on how to get to there.
The old man says, well these woods here have magical pixies that have a special dust. If you get their dust you could just fly there! The only problem is they don't just give it out for free. You're gonna want to sneak up on 'em.
The boy nods his head in disbelief.
The old man says, So, I guess your options are you hire a boat, or catch a fairy!
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