Dust Jokes
139 dust jokes and hilarious dust puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dust that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for a good laugh? Dust jokes are perfect for tickling your funny bone. From pixie dust to angel dust, learn about all the different types of dust that can make you chuckle. Read on to find out what a dust bunny and dust bowl have to do with laughter. Get ready to dust off your broom and join in the hilarity of dust jokes!
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Funniest Dust Short Jokes
Short dust jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dust humour may include short dirt jokes also.
- Why do CSGO terrorists hate the desert? Because they don't want de dust 2 get in their eyes.
- I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes.
- I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but... I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
- I used to brag to my grandson about how many girls I picked up at auschwitz. He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
- I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
- The last fight I had with my wife was my fault. She asked me what was on the tv. I replied, "Dust."
- Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting. Nice guy. He's a web designer
- I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust.
- My computer kept overheating while playing CS:GO I had to stop to give it a quick de_dust.
- I decided to sell my Hoover It was just collecting dust.
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Dust One Liners
Which dust one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dust? I can suggest the ones about debris and glitter.
- Used Vacuum cleaner for sale. I don't need it anymore. All it does is collect dust.
- I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust.
- I don't get the purpose of an air filter It just sits there and collects dust.
- I sold my vacuum cleaner the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
- I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... All it does is collect dust.
- Wife asked what was on the TV... I said "dust". That's when the fight started.
- I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
- There are multiple reports claiming that Kim Jong-Un is dead. Another Un bites the dust.
- I threw my vacuum cleaner out yesterday All it was doing was gathering dust
- Yesterday I sold my vacuum in a garage sale all it was doing was collecting dust.
- What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust
- Even when your Roomba doesn't work anymore it still collects dust.
- I recently decided to sell my old Roomba. All it was doing was gathering dust.
- Does anyone want to buy a vacuum cleaner? Mine is just collecting dust at the moment.
- Beirut Joke Or should we let the dust settle a bit?
Bites Dust Jokes
Here is a list of funny bites dust jokes and even better bites dust puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- what is Thanos favorite song? Another One Bites the Dust
- My vacuum stopped working ... Another one bites the dust
- What is something you can only ever bite once? The dust.
- Daughter asked me, "Dad, who is your favorite Queen?" I said, "Friddie Mercury"
And another one bites the dust. - What song did Starlord recently add to his Awesome Mix? Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
- Maybe everyone would stop dying if they'd stop biting the dust. Seriously, that can't be good for one's health.
- What's a good Jewish song? Another one bites the dust.
- His last words before biting the dust were Hey, I wonder what this dust tastes like!
- What is George R.R Martin's favorite song? Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.
- What's Tom Holland's favorite song? [SPOILER] Another one bites the dust by Queen
Saw Dust Jokes
Here is a list of funny saw dust jokes and even better saw dust puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- To show off how wealthy he was, I saw a guy inhale a line of 24K gold dust It was really Au inspiring.
Pixie Dust Jokes
Here is a list of funny pixie dust jokes and even better pixie dust puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an elephant sprinkled with pixie dust? An ELFephant!!!!!
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? because he neverlands!
jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his s**..., #freetink
Dust Storm Jokes
Here is a list of funny dust storm jokes and even better dust storm puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a mean dust storm? Darude - Sandstorm
- What do you call a German dust storm? A Jewish family reunion.
Comical Dust Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about dust you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pollen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dust pranks.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
With a broom and dust pan!
How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?
Dust for Fresh Prints!
(i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
firing squad
Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a p**..., are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the p**.... He looks around and shouts "Fire!"
Men Will Be Men
Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ),
in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "
I think I'm going to throw away my old Hoover.
It's just collecting dust anyway.
I finally threw away my vacuum cleaner.
It was just collecting dust.
So I've been clearing out my attic...
... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust.
What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?
Get a broom, you two.
You have just fallen down from the Moon.
You dust yourself and start hugging everyone, in tears.
The journey has made you thirsty and you take a bottle of Coca-Cola.
The ambulance arrives and they bring you to the psychiatric clinic.
Were you really on the Moon?
I listened to my friend and bought an air filtration unit
now it's just collecting dust in my basement.
A blonde was walking by a field...
And saw another blonde in a rowboat paddling away at the dirt and stirring up a ton of dust.
The blonde walking called out, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
The other blonde replied, "I'm trying to get over to the barn! Could you help me?"
The blonde walking retorted, "Well, I would but I can't swim."
How do you pick up a jew?
Dust pan and brush
How did n**...'s pickup Jewish Women?
With a dust pan and broom
Two dust pans were dry h**.....
I was like dude, get a broom already!
I've never used the dust pan I once bought...
It's been collecting dust in the closet for years.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
All it was doing was gathering dust.
Chastity Belt
So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.
"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan...
Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner?
Mine's just gathering dust.
I threw away my vacuumer today
It was just collecting dust..
The Rock and Roll Hierarchy has fallen
The King has left the building, Queen has bit the dust, and now the doves cry for their Prince.
A Spanish magician is at a party
He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," p**....
He disappeared without a tres.
The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...
Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
I recently decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner
All it was doing was collecting dust
For sale: Thick layer of dust
As seen on TV.
Free hoover
It's just collecting dust
The way a bright light shows how much dust is in my room,
w**... does that with my insecurities
So I'm selling my hoover
It's just sitting around collecting dust.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner.
The old one was just gathering dust.
So I decided to put my vacuum up for sale
Suffice to say, it's just gathering dust.
Had to get rid of my vacuum cleaner.
It was just collecting dust.
How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz?
With a dust pan
Say what you will about Dustin Hoffman...
he's still an excellent driver.
I like my dust like I like my s**... harassment allegations.
Swept under the rug.
What do you call an old Peter Pan?
Dust pan
For sale: Vacuum Cleaner £30
Reluctant sale, but it is just collecting dust.
What's got four legs and covered in dust?
Verne Troyers high chair.
Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal?
It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.
Dustin Diamond walks into a bar
...and goes to jail for stabbing someone.
Richard 'Old Man' Harrison just passed away
Mortician: it's going to cost you $10,000 to put him in a casket.
Rick: best I can do is $100 cause it's just going to sit there and collect dust.
I sold my old carpet cleaner today.
It was only gathering dust.
Dustmites
What kind of dreams do dustmites have?
Mitemares
Don't get much use out of my broom...
It's just there gathering dust....
I'm trying to get rid of my vacuum.
All it does is gather dust.
I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today...
It was just gathering dust.
I bought my girlfriend a vacuum cleaner
but it's just been gathering dust.
I have an old Vacuum for sale
It's just been collecting dust
One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.
A robo bro b**....
When Thanos snaps...
Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.
Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!
How did the vacuum cleaner die?
It bit the dust
We need a new vacuum cleaner in our household.
The one we've got just collects dust.
I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
It's just collecting dust
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
after all, it was just gathering dust
I was very angry when my waiter served me bowl of dust. But then he pointed out, it's written right there on the menu...
"We only use the finest ingredients"
Knock knock joke I made when I was 10
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Whatsa
B: Whatsa who?
A: A tiny person who lives on a dust speck
Lame I know, but I was proud of coming up with that
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner the other day.
It's been gathering dust for a while, and generally kind of s**....
My boss at the cereal factory pulled me into his office...
I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.
Ok , I said, Like What?
Well, first I'd like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I'd like to dust it with dextrose -
Stop right there , I said. No need to sugar coat it.
