The Best 9 Dusk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dusk jokes. There are some dusk dawn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dusk dark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dusk Jokes and Puns

A little boy and a man are walking hand-in-hand down a forest path at dusk...

The shadows are lengthening, a breeze is blowing, dead leaves are skittering, tree branches are rattling & creaking and the underbrush is rustling. The little boy looks up at the man and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in these woods!" The man replies, "You think you're scared, kid. I gotta walk back outta here alone."

I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.

From dawn to dusk.

What kind of horses go out after dusk?


Two Dutch girls are out riding their bikes when one of them suggests taking an alternate, scenic route home.

After a while they are in an area that the other girl doesn't recognize and she has no idea where they are or which direction home is. As it is getting towards dusk she becomes nervous and a bit agitated, she says to her friend, "I've never come this way before." And her friend turns to her, smiling, and says, "I know, it's the cobblestones."

So the Polish guy found an ocean cruise for only $100...

His friend warned him that it was too good to be true, but he didn't listen. They sailed in the late afternoon, and right around dusk, someone conked him on the back of the head, took his wallet and dumped him overboard. Seeing a fellow passenger in the same predicament, he asked "Do they serve dinner on this cruise?"
The fellow replies "They didn't last year!"

I always get confused between dusk and dawn

Even though there's a night and day difference

Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk

The other one asks the other one - Do you believe in life after Christmas?

Dusk joke, Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk

Me and my friend were walking in the woods at dusk. She told me she was kinda scared walking out here in the dark...

"You're scared?" I said. "I'm the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

There's two trains in leaves at dusk and one leaves at dawn...if they're both going 100 MPH...

Which train do I run on your mom?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dusk midday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dusk sunrise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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