Dusk Jokes
9 dusk jokes and hilarious dusk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dusk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a billionaire who commits crimes after sunset?
Felon Dusk.
A little boy and a man are walking hand-in-hand down a forest path at dusk...
The shadows are lengthening, a breeze is blowing, dead leaves are skittering, tree branches are rattling & creaking and the underbrush is rustling. The little boy looks up at the man and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in these woods!" The man replies, "You think you're scared, kid. I gotta walk back outta here alone."
I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.
From dawn to dusk.
What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares!
Two Dutch girls are out riding their bikes when one of them suggests taking an alternate, scenic route home.
After a while they are in an area that the other girl doesn't recognize and she has no idea where they are or which direction home is. As it is getting towards dusk she becomes nervous and a bit agitated, she says to her friend, "I've never come this way before." And her friend turns to her, smiling, and says, "I know, it's the cobblestones."
So the Polish guy found an ocean cruise for only $100...
His friend warned him that it was too good to be true, but he didn't listen. They sailed in the late afternoon, and right around dusk, someone conked him on the back of the head, took his wallet and dumped him overboard. Seeing a fellow passenger in the same predicament, he asked "Do they serve dinner on this cruise?"
The fellow replies "They didn't last year!"
I always get confused between dusk and dawn
Even though there's a night and day difference
Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk
The other one asks the other one - Do you believe in life after Christmas?
Me and my friend were walking in the woods at dusk. She told me she was kinda scared walking out here in the dark...
"You're scared?" I said. "I'm the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"
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