The Best 10 Durst Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Durst jokes. There are some durst didnae jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these durst bannana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Durst Jokes and Puns

Saw Fred Durst falling down a hill the other day

I tried to stop him but he just kept on rollin

If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...


What kind of meat does Fred Durst bbq?

Limp Brisket

(probably not original but I did think of it just now)

I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit...

They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

They say that...

Fred Durst tried baking Pillsbury Grands, but in the end... it was a limp biscuit

I miss the 1990s...

It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times...

Why did Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit fame) rob the Italian restaurant?

He did it all for the gnocchi.

Music in the late 1990's:

It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times.

Why did Fred Durst liberate Kashyyyk from Darth Vader?

He did it for the Wookie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the durst not puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working durst numeral piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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