The Best 6 Durex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Durex jokes. There are some durex reusable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these durex adhesive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Durex Jokes and Puns

What do you call a scary dinosaur with a condom pulled over its head?

A Du-Rex!

Commercials that never made it to air

Here's my entry:

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

Poor Half Time Advertisment Choices During World Cup

An advert for Durex condoms during Half Time really brings a new meaning to "Come on England!"

Two dogs walking down the road

First dog says to the second do you use a rubber when you make love to your missus?

Second dog says Durex

First dog says no, I asked you first

Did you know that Karen has a special birth-certificate?

So do I! When I was born Durex sent an apology letter to my parents!

There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the durex macron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working durex president piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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