Duress Jokes
5 duress jokes and hilarious duress puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duress that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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An Irishman is drinking at a pub when God Himself appears to him
"Pat McGinty! If you don't stop your drinking, I'll make you smaller and smaller until you become a mouse!"
Shocked, Pat rushes home to think. His wife notices his duress and asks him what's wrong. Somberly, Patrick looks up and says "God just appeared to me. He told me we had to get rid of the cat."
So the Judge says "OK, I see that circumstance and duress made you eat the endangered spotted owl. NOT guilty." Then he leans over and whispers "Between you and me, what does a spotted owl actually taste like?"
The accused says "A cross between a bald eagle and an Amazon Imperial Parrot."
I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell...
I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*
J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her s**... underwear caught fire.
Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string.
What do you call it when someone's stressed out when wearing a gown?
Constantly under duress
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