The Best 5 Duress Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duress jokes. There are some duress incompetence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duress stress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Duress Jokes and Puns

An Irishman is drinking at a pub when God Himself appears to him

"Pat McGinty! If you don't stop your drinking, I'll make you smaller and smaller until you become a mouse!"

Shocked, Pat rushes home to think. His wife notices his duress and asks him what's wrong. Somberly, Patrick looks up and says "God just appeared to me. He told me we had to get rid of the cat."

So the Judge says "OK, I see that circumstance and duress made you eat the endangered spotted owl. NOT guilty." Then he leans over and whispers "Between you and me, what does a spotted owl actually taste like?"

The accused says "A cross between a bald eagle and an Amazon Imperial Parrot."

I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell...

I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*

J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire.

Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string.

What do you call it when someone's stressed out when wearing a gown?

Constantly under duress


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duress dried puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duress crotch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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