The Best 6 Duration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duration jokes. There are some duration caribbean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duration undersea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Duration Jokes and Puns

A mohel collected all the foreskins in a jar, for the duration of his thirty year career.

Upon his retirement, he brought them to a local leather shop and requested a custom piece.

"What should I make?" asked the leathersmith.

"Surprise me," said the mohel.

A week later he returned to find the result. A wallet.

"There were hundreds of foreskins there, and all you can produce is a wallet?"

"Wait, the best part.. if you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

I wish lucid dreaming was more controllable

Not the duration of lucid dreaming but the destinations I visit. I'm tired of going to McDonalds at 2am

a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war

he was an unconscientious objector

Court judge orders Jared Fogle to have one particular Subway sandwich every day for the duration of his sentence.

a 12 inch Black Forest Ham.

A guest is like rain...

...both are inconvenient for the duration.

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We suggest to use only working duration awomen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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