The Best 8 Duracell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Duracell jokes. There are some duracell cyborg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these duracell flashlight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Duracell Jokes and Puns

What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for?

Assault and battery

Did you hear the Duracell bunny was in court last week?

He was charged with battery.

Why did a Duracell rabbit went to jail?

It was charged with battery.

Have you heard that Duracell bunny is in jail?

They say he was charged with battery

I threw a 9V Duracell at my wife during an argument

The police arrested me for battery

But they couldnt charge me

I got pulled over with some Duracell and Morton's in my car...

They booked me on a salt and battery charge.

What's a good name for a police officer that's sexually dominant?

Duracell. Because he's a Copper Top.

A battery murdered another battery

He was charged with murder and put in a duracell.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the duracell recharge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working duracell copper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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