Duracell Battery Jokes

Funniest Duracell Battery Short Jokes

Short duracell battery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The duracell battery humour may include short lithium battery jokes also.

1. I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
2. I threw a 9V Duracell at my wife during an argument The police arrested me for battery
   But they couldnt charge me
3. I got pulled over with some Duracell and Morton's in my car... They booked me on a salt and battery charge.
4. I can never get laid because I keep talking to my dates about batteries Guess I'm just a duracel.

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Duracell Battery One Liners

Which duracell battery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with duracell battery? I can suggest the ones about car battery and battery.

1. What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery
2. Did you hear the Duracell bunny was in court last week? He was charged with battery.
3. Why did a Duracell rabbit went to jail? It was charged with battery.
4. Have you heard that Duracell bunny is in jail? They say he was charged with battery
5. Duracel bunny arrested He was charged with battery
6. The Duracell Bunny was in deep trouble... He just got charged with battery
7. Why was the Duracell CEO arrested? He was charged for battery.
8. Black people... ...with blonde hair look like Duracell batteries.
9. What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? He went on furlong-er.
10. A battery murdered another battery He was charged with m**... and put in a duracell.

Duracell Battery Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about duracell battery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battery charge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make duracell battery pranks.