Duracell Battery Jokes
9 duracell battery jokes and hilarious duracell battery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about duracell battery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Duracell Battery Jokes With Friends
Duracell Battery Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good duracell battery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells
Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for?
Assault and battery
Have you heard that Duracell bunny is in jail?
They say he was charged with battery
I threw a 9V Duracell at my wife during an argument
The police arrested me for battery
But they couldnt charge me
I got pulled over with some Duracell and Morton's in my car...
They booked me on a salt and battery charge.
I can never get laid because I keep talking to my dates about batteries
Guess I'm just a duracel.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A battery murdered another battery
He was charged with m**... and put in a duracell.
Why was the Duracell CEO arrested?
He was charged for battery.
What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?
He went on furlong-er.
Share These Duracell Battery Jokes With Friends