Duo Jokes

Funniest Duo Short Jokes

Short duo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The duo humour may include short combo jokes also.

1. My uncle Elijah was part of a little person comic duo that worked the Catskills. His partner was 4'11, while he stood only 4'2. Uncle Elijah got the short end of the schtick.
2. What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened? Google: "Could you be more specific?"
3. So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs
4. A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... Key and Peele.
5. What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo!
   This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
6. You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company? Haulin' Oats
7. What do you call a Romanic comedy duo of a man and a goat who specializes in mocking the constructs of society? Satyre.
8. What would the name be of a magician duo containing a chicken and a deaf woman? Hen and Keller.
9. What's the difference between the beginning of the small intestine and a pair of jeans? One is a duodenum, and the other is a denim duo.
10. Ben Shapiro is apparently looking for a partner for a hip hop group he wants to start. He wants to call the duo Pro Tools and makes beats with LOGIC and REASON.

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Duo One Liners

Which duo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with duo? I can suggest the ones about double and twosome.

1. What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon
2. Which rap duo do physicists like the most? Run the Joules
3. Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
   A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
4. Sodium and chloride... Name a more ionic duo
5. Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called "E" Because E equals MC^2
6. What do you call a young prisoner who speaks two languages? Juvenile duo linguist
7. Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal? Haulin' Oates
8. What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong? Ping Pong
9. What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo? Two Live Crew
10. Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz

Witty Duo Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about duo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forte jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make duo pranks.