Following is our collection of funny Dunno jokes. There are some dunno pal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dunno duh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The skipper was sailing along islands when I saw on a really tiny one a man with a long beard, torn-down clothes and no shoes waving at us, screaming. He was very, very far and I didn't understand a word he was saying. I asked the skipper:
- Who is this guy?
- Dunno, he have been there for six months, waves at me every day.
I dunno, ask your mom.
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
He says to the bar man: Can I. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . have a pint of beer please?
The bar man replies: Sure! Why the big pause?
Bear: I dunno, I was born with them.
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
Bartender asks: "What would you like?"
Bear says: "Can I have a... ... ... ... beer please."
Bartender asks: "Why the huge pause?"
Bear says: "I dunno. Had 'em since I was a kid."
Was at a cafe when this little kid walks up to me:
"What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?"
"I dunno"
"....... When you pull your meat out of the refrigerator it doesn't make a *pffffffffft* sound."
... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
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I dunno, what do you want?
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
I dunno, Alaska.
Girl: I dunno, why?
Guy: Cause I want a little head.
I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it.
Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me: "I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!"
but it's worth a shot.
He goes to the police and draws them a picture.
The policeman says "That's a good picture, we could nail the guy with that."
"I dunno.." Says the rookie besides him. "It seems a bit sketchy."
I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said "dunno" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out.
Jimmy comes home from school and his mum asks him what he's learned
today. "I learned that if I have three apples and Jenny gives me two more apples, I'll have five apples."
"That's right," says his mum. "So if you have four bananas and I give you three more, how many will you have?"
"Dunno. We haven't done bananas yet."
I dunno, ask the Kids.
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
I dunno, but it certainly made Bud Wiser
And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".
"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".
"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"
^^^^^^sorry
But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately
His friend replies, "Why??"
"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."
"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"
I'll show my self out.
So she started throwing back shots of vodka.
What is the difference between a gun and a Feminist???
A Gun Actually Does Something when triggered
(I made it but I dunno if it has been posted before)
I dunno, Vladimir Putin doesn't seem like the sort of guy you'd mess with.
I said, "I dunno, maybe when we meet the right people."
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
A man walks up to a woman at a nude beach.
"Hi, my name is Ed." he says.
"What's it short for?" she asks.
Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering,
"I dunno, it's always been like that."
Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there licking his eyebrows."
Do you smoke after sex?
Dunno, I've never looked.
Dude 1: Yo what's the time.
Dude 2: Dunno pass me that trombone and I'll find out.
Dude 2: (plays trombone loudly)
3 Neighbours Simultaneously: HEY WHO'S PLAYIN' THAT TROMBONE AT 2AM!?!?!?
Dude 1: Broooooo...
I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.
Dunno what he laced em with but I was tripping for days.
A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says 'what can I get you? The bear says
A rum..............................................................................................and coke.
The bartender says why the big pause?
The bear says I dunno, I was born with them!
A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says
What'll it be today?
The bear says give me a gin and.........................tonic
The bartender says sure thing but why the big pause?
The bear looks down and says I dunno? I was just born with them.
It's my cake day!
Friend: What did he say?
Me: I dunno, I didn't listen.
Heard that on the radio today
...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
I dunno man, he just ransomware
The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."
He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. After a lengthy silence, the priest asks, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno" comes the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"
I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
On his crotch, he's got a ship's helm fastened to him.
The old pirate settles into the bar.
The bartender serves him a drink and finally asks the obvious, "what is the purpose of the helm on your crotch?"
The pirate answers: "Arrrr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
When the tow truck comes and the driver sees the Jag, he says "Hey you know why the British like warm beer?"
The Jag driver with a complete deadpan look says "I dunno. Why...?"
And the truck driver laughs and says "Because Lucas makes refrigerators too!"
... and see this rough looking big dog sitting outside of the bar and licking his balls.
Drunk 1: "Man! I wish I could do that!"
Drunk 2: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean. I'd try petting him first"
My 7 yr old: dad, I made up a joke and it's really funny.
Me: ok hit me.
Her: what do turtles say to themselves to calm down?
Me: mmm I dunno, what?
Her: in through your nose, out through your butt.
Me: β¦
Her: β¦
Me: β¦
Her: turtles breathe through their butts, dad.
Me: oh! Haha nice one. Wow. You're smart.
The priest has wine, the imam gets a Shirley Temple, and the bartender asks the rabbit, "what'll you have?"
The rabbit responds, "man, I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
I dunno man I just fly the drone.
"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."
I dunno, both would make a horrible sound.
I dunno, but it's the thot that counts.
The drunk says to the cop, "Man, somebody stole my car."
Cop says, "Well, where was it?"
The drunk says, "It was right here on the end of this key."
Cop replies, "I dunno man, you better go down to the precinct and report it down there and they'll fill out all the proper paperwork."
The drunk turns around to leave but the cop stops him and says, "Whoa there, before you head downtown you better zip up your fly."
The drunk looks down and says, "Aw man, they got my girl too."
The other replies "I dunno, it doesn't effect me, I'm a duck"
The Kiwi turns to the Aussie and says, "Bro, if I shagged your wife over a railing and got her pregnant, would it make us related?"
To which the Aussie replies, "Dunno, mate, but I do know it'll make us even."
The barkeep says, "What'll it be, sir?"
The bear replies,"I'll have a .. ... .... ..rum and Coke."
to which the barkeep asks,"What's with the big pause?"
The bear looks down a bit confused and answers, "I dunno, I guess I was born with them?"
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