Dunno Jokes
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Funniest Dunno Short Jokes
Short dunno jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dunno humour may include short unknown jokes also.
- A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me: "I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!" - Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- Dunno what this WiFi dude did But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurant demanding his freedom lately
- What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.
- I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said "dunno" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out.
- As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. I dunno. I just get a kick out of it.
- If mcdonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons ...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
- 2 Cows in a feild.. one says "what do you think of that mad cow disease?" The other replies "I dunno, it doesn't effect me, I'm a duck"
- My girlfriend asked me, "When are we going to get married?" I said, "I dunno, maybe when we meet the right people."
- "Man, if I had listened my father when I was 8, I could've been rich today" Friend: What did he say?
Me: I dunno, I didn't listen.
Heard that on the radio today
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Dunno One Liners
Which dunno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dunno? I can suggest the ones about unsure and undecided.
- If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.
- Officer, where did the hacker escape? I dunno man, he just ransomware
- Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once.
- What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup.
- Guy 1: "Hey, when's Tuberculosis day?" Guy 2: "Dunno, it's still TBD."
- When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years... I dunno...I don't have 2020 vision.
- Nails on a chalkboard. Which One You Say? I dunno, both would make a horrible sound.
- Why does DMX hate sweatshirts? he dunno where the hood at
- "Do you think there's any sign that Dad hates us?" "I dunno... Beats me, I guess."
- How do you open a can of worms? I dunno, maybe ask the elephant in the room?
- I dunno why people say hurtful things like... "Wanna go for a run?"
or "Try this kale." - Where did the amphibian lay her eggs? Dunno, she frogot.
- How much does a flashlight weigh? I dunno, but its probably light.
- Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady.
- What is the fastest animal? I dunno, I've never seen it.
Cheerful Fun Dunno Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about dunno you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncertain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dunno pranks.
I was on vacation in Tahiti and decide to go for a one day boat trip
The skipper was sailing along islands when I saw on a really tiny one a man with a long beard, torn-down clothes and no shoes waving at us, screaming. He was very, very far and I didn't understand a word he was saying. I asked the skipper:
- Who is this guy?
- Dunno, he have been there for six months, waves at me every day.
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A r**... family was visiting the city...
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?
Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question.
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A little boy was eating a bag of candy...
A little boy was eating a bag of candy when a lady approached him and said, "you know, that candy will rot your teeth and shorten your life", to which the boy replied, "I dunno, my uncle lived to be 107 years old". "Oh", said the lady, "and your uncle ate alot of candy I suppose"? "No", said the boy, "he minded his own f**...' business"!
Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death.
The first jeweler looks at the second and says, "I'm absolutely opalled!
The second just looks down and says, "I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station...
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.
Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.
"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?"
"I dunno, beats me."
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Where did all the Sephardic Jews go?
I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi
What pills help you get your memory back?
I dunno. I forgot.
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Relationship Advice
A middle-aged factory worker finds that his love-life has fallen a bit flat lately. During lunch, he asks his buddy:
"Hey man, do you and your wife do anything special to keep s**... interesting? Like...I dunno, do you say anything special to your wife during s**...?"
"Nah." Says the other guy. "I don't keep the phone by the bed."
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"Hey babe, what would you call this s**... position?"
"I dunno babe, I call every position taxes because no matter what you're getting f**...!"
We buried my sister's cat yesterday
-What did it die from ?
-I dunno. Probably suffocation, given the size of the box.
Two mechanics are talking, and one says to the other "Hey, I found this car part in the dump, I think it might be from an old limo."
The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down a street...
One of them trips and falls. His friend says, " are you okay? "
" I dunno. I think I lost my electron! "
"Are you sure? "
"I'm positive!"
Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling.
What did Drake Bell say to Batman?
Sorry, still calling you Bruce!
I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Drunk guy looks up at street light
Asks guy walking by. Hey buddy, is that the sun or the moon. I dunno he replies. I'm not from around here.
2 detectives were looking over Juan's murdered, lifeless body..
when one detective says " it looks like he was killed by a golf gun". The other detective said "what's a golf gun?" The other says " I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
My friend's dog eats anything and everything.
She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me.
A patient came in today saying he felt paranoid and like people were watching him.
I dunno if I buy it though, he looked pretty relaxed in the bath this morning.
*classic Frankie boyle*
Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
You know what I like about zest?
I dunno, it just has some kind of a peel.
What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?
Baklava.
(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)
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What do you call a very preoccupied s**...?
I dunno, but I guess he'd be cannabisy.
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Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika?
Girl: I dunno, why?
Guy: Cause I want a little head.
A man is talking to his friend who has recently been diagnosed with cancer
Not knowing what to say he awkwardly asks him "how's the cancer?"
He replies "I dunno it's kinda growing on me"
Even Mates
2 mates havin a drink: one says "If I went to your house while you were at work, shagged your wife, & she got pregnant, would that make us related?" His mate replies "Dunno, but it would definitely make us even.""
Listen to Mom!
Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice.
Jon: What did she say?
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Why do they call it Black Friday?
I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday.
Trump keeps talking about restoring "law and order."
I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
Can a window fly?
I dunno, is adorable to?
How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb?
I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it.
Who would win in a race: Kim or Putin?
I dunno, really, cause one of them is Kar-Dashian and the other is Russian.
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Why did the cow smoke w**...?
I dunno, but the steaks sure got higher.
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I dunno if a gun would be my m**... weapon of choice
but it's worth a shot.
An Artist Gets Mugged...
He goes to the police and draws them a picture.
The policeman says "That's a good picture, we could nail the guy with that."
"I dunno.." Says the rookie besides him. "It seems a bit sketchy."
Maths lesson
Jimmy comes home from school and his mum asks him what he's learned
today. "I learned that if I have three apples and Jenny gives me two more apples, I'll have five apples."
"That's right," says his mum. "So if you have four bananas and I give you three more, how many will you have?"
"Dunno. We haven't done bananas yet."
An Ewok walks into a bar...
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, I'll have a whisky and …… soda.
The bartender says, Sure thing—but why the little pause?
Dunno, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.
Why does DJ Khaled love mexico ?
I dunno, somejuan should ask him.
Did that kid who got a toy car stuck in his eye recover OK?
I dunno. Wheel see.
Met a girl from Tinder tonight. She asked me if I have any problems with alcohol.
Confidently, I replied "Nah, whiskey and I are like best friends!"
Dunno why she left in such a hurry...
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Dunno why people like to associate Comcast with the n**...
It's not like they're the fascist out there.
I met a monk yesterday
I dunno, he seemed pretty self centered
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"BRRR!! It's cold in here!"
"Why don't you go sit in the corner?"
"Why would that help?"
"I dunno, it's always like 90° over there..."
A day in the life of an IT guy...
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
How do you tell Ida no?
I dunno
How does one find the best internet browser?
I dunno, google it!
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"God, that kid is such a brat." One sausage said to another.
"I dunno," said the other sausage, "I've mettwurst."
Did you hear about the tourist who got lost in China?
I dunno man, he just got disoriented
A guy picks up a female hitchiker...
And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".
"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".
My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.
"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"
^^^^^^sorry
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A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet."
His friend replies, "Why??"
"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."
"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"
I'll show my self out.
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I dunno who this Rorschach guy is
Or why he's so obsessed with drawing d**...
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My barber asked me what I wanted today. I replied, "I dunno. Do something that makes me look more s**...!"
So she started throwing back shots of v**....
A lonely man sits at the bar...
He watches a goofy looking little man sitting and talking to a gorgeous lady, eventually walking out arm in arm.
He asks the bartender "How does he do that?"
Bartender replies "I dunno. He's here every night, and takes home the prettiest lady in the bar every time. And all he does is sit back there in that booth and lick his eyebrows."
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Woman Saved by Ugly man
Ugly guy walks into a bar with a huge smile on his face.
***Bar keep*** asks him 'what are you so happy about?'
***Ugly guy*** says 'Well I was walking home and I found this woman tied to the train tracks, I untie her and we go back to my place. We do it every way imaginable, all night long!'
***Bar keep*** says 'Wow that's some story! What did she look like?'
***Ugly guy*** says 'I dunno, never found the head'
People say that the President of the United States is a joke and no one respects him.
I dunno, Vladimir Putin doesn't seem like the sort of guy you'd mess with.
How tall are u in heels?
I dunno, but I could tell you in feet.
What will happen when the Earth's magnetic poles flip?
I dunno, but I heard Santa's been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh.
What's a British person's favourite way to tell time?
mmmmmmmmmm.....
I dunno.
Well, its been 10m innit?
(I watch British shows and after not sleeping for over 24h I thought this was very funny.)
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A r**... calls up the White House...
r**...: I'd like sign me up to be the next President of the United States!
Receptionist: What are you, an idiot?
r**...: I dunno, is that required?
I feel like somethings going to go wrong every time I do the dishes...
Dunno what it is, but I get this sinking feeling.
In what non-contiguous US state did my wife first cheat on me while on a ski trip with her lawyer?
I dunno but when I see her in court, Alaska.
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Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a m**... case!"
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A man walks up to a woman at a n**... beach...
A man walks up to a woman at a n**... beach.
"Hi, my name is Ed." he says.
"What's it short for?" she asks.
Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering,
"I dunno, it's always been like that."
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A guy notices a crowd of women at the end of the bar
Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there l**... his eyebrows."
Did you hear the one about the woman on death row?
They asked her what she wanted for her final meal and she responded, "I dunno. Whatever you want is fine."
Hidden talent
John: Bro i think i have a hidden talent
Max: Cool what is it
John: Dunno didn't find out yet
