The Best 63 Dunno Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dunno jokes. There are some dunno pal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dunno duh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Dunno Jokes and Puns
I was on vacation in Tahiti and decide to go for a one day boat trip
The skipper was sailing along islands when I saw on a really tiny one a man with a long beard, torn-down clothes and no shoes waving at us, screaming. He was very, very far and I didn't understand a word he was saying. I asked the skipper:
- Who is this guy?
- Dunno, he have been there for six months, waves at me every day.
What sexual position creates the ugliest kids?
I dunno, ask your mom.
A redneck family was visiting the city...
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
A bear walks into a bar…..
He says to the bar man: Can I. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . have a pint of beer please?
The bar man replies: Sure! Why the big pause?
Bear: I dunno, I was born with them.
A bear walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll ya have?"
The bear says, "A gin and...."
"...Tonic."
The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear holds them up and says, "I dunno, my father had them too."
What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
A bear walks into a bar...
Bartender asks: "What would you like?"
Bear says: "Can I have a... ... ... ... beer please."
Bartender asks: "Why the huge pause?"
Bear says: "I dunno. Had 'em since I was a kid."
A five year old told me this joke.. [NSFW]
Was at a cafe when this little kid walks up to me:
"What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?"
"I dunno"
"....... When you pull your meat out of the refrigerator it doesn't make a *pffffffffft* sound."
So I bought a pair of shoes from a drug addict yesterday. ..
... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
Did Jesus ever get drunk?
I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once.
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a whisky and….......... soda." The bartender says: "Why the big pause?" "Dunno" says the bear. "I've always had them."
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How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb?
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal.
I dunno, what do you want?
Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital?
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
What's the loneliest drink?
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?
I dunno, Alaska.
Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika?
Girl: I dunno, why?
Guy: Cause I want a little head.
Trump keeps talking about restoring "law and order."
I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb?
I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it.
A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me: "I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!"
I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice
but it's worth a shot.
An Artist Gets Mugged...
He goes to the police and draws them a picture.
The policeman says "That's a good picture, we could nail the guy with that."
"I dunno.." Says the rookie besides him. "It seems a bit sketchy."
I'm so proud of my son
I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said "dunno" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out.
Maths lesson
Jimmy comes home from school and his mum asks him what he's learned
today. "I learned that if I have three apples and Jenny gives me two more apples, I'll have five apples."
"That's right," says his mum. "So if you have four bananas and I give you three more, how many will you have?"
"Dunno. We haven't done bananas yet."
How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?
I dunno, ask the Kids.
An Ewok walks into a bar...
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, I'll have a whisky and …… soda.
The bartender says, Sure thing—but why the little pause?
Dunno, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.
A day in the life of an IT guy...
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
Does beer make you smarter?
I dunno, but it certainly made Bud Wiser
What's the difference between a hospital and a terrorist hideout?
I dunno man, I just fly the drones
A guy picks up a female hitchiker...
And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".
"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".
My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.
"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"
^^^^^^sorry
Dunno what this WiFi dude did
But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately
A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet."
His friend replies, "Why??"
"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."
"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"
I'll show my self out.
My barber asked me what I wanted today. I replied, "I dunno. Do something that makes me look more sexy!"
So she started throwing back shots of vodka.
A lonely man sits at the bar...
He watches a goofy looking little man sitting and talking to a gorgeous lady, eventually walking out arm in arm.
He asks the bartender "How does he do that?"
Bartender replies "I dunno. He's here every night, and takes home the prettiest lady in the bar every time. And all he does is sit back there in that booth and lick his eyebrows."
What is the difference
What is the difference between a gun and a Feminist???
A Gun Actually Does Something when triggered
(I made it but I dunno if it has been posted before)
People say that the President of the United States is a joke and no one respects him.
I dunno, Vladimir Putin doesn't seem like the sort of guy you'd mess with.
My girlfriend asked me, "When are we going to get married?"
I said, "I dunno, maybe when we meet the right people."
Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
A man walks up to a woman at a nude beach...
A man walks up to a woman at a nude beach.
"Hi, my name is Ed." he says.
"What's it short for?" she asks.
Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering,
"I dunno, it's always been like that."
A guy notices a crowd of women at the end of the bar
Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there licking his eyebrows."
One prostitute asks the other:
Do you smoke after sex?
Dunno, I've never looked.
How to know the time
Dude 1: Yo what's the time.
Dude 2: Dunno pass me that trombone and I'll find out.
Dude 2: (plays trombone loudly)
3 Neighbours Simultaneously: HEY WHO'S PLAYIN' THAT TROMBONE AT 2AM!?!?!?
Dude 1: Broooooo...
Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have sex in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.
I bought some boots from a drug dealer once.
Dunno what he laced em with but I was tripping for days.
Bought a pet rock. It looked lonely so I bought another. I dunno how, but they started breeding. Months later there was gravel and stones everywhere. I couldn't take it anymore and had enough.
Threw it all in a canvas sack, weighed it down with a couple of puppies, and tossed it in the river.
My favorite joke appropriate for anyone
A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says 'what can I get you? The bear says
A rum..............................................................................................and coke.
The bartender says why the big pause?
The bear says I dunno, I was born with them!
Cop 1: I saw a guy driving a Challenger, a Charger, and a Viper in one day
Cop 2: I dunno... seems pretty dodgy
A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says...
A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says
What'll it be today?
The bear says give me a gin and.........................tonic
The bartender says sure thing but why the big pause?
The bear looks down and says I dunno? I was just born with them.
It's my cake day!
"Man, if I had listened my father when I was 8, I could've been rich today"
Friend: What did he say?
Me: I dunno, I didn't listen.
Heard that on the radio today
If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons
...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
Officer, where did the hacker escape?
I dunno man, he just ransomware
A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: What's your blood group?
The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."
A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral.
He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. After a lengthy silence, the priest asks, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno" comes the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
It's my cake day so a joke for everyone
A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says
What'll it be today?
The bear says give me a gin and.........................tonic
The bartender says sure thing but why the big pause?
The bear looks down and says I dunno? I was just born with them.
My 6 year old daughter just said to me..
"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"
I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
I was at the park watching over my kid as he played when
a lady sits next to the bench I'm on and looks at me suspiciously, then asks, Which ones yours?
Blinking, I replied, I dunno, still choosing...
A pirate captain with a peg leg walks into a bar.
On his crotch, he's got a ship's helm fastened to him.
The old pirate settles into the bar.
The bartender serves him a drink and finally asks the obvious, "what is the purpose of the helm on your crotch?"
The pirate answers: "Arrrr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
A British man in a Jag is broke down on the side of the road
When the tow truck comes and the driver sees the Jag, he says "Hey you know why the British like warm beer?"
The Jag driver with a complete deadpan look says "I dunno. Why...?"
And the truck driver laughs and says "Because Lucas makes refrigerators too!"
Two drunks stumble out of a bar
... and see this rough looking big dog sitting outside of the bar and licking his balls.
Drunk 1: "Man! I wish I could do that!"
Drunk 2: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean. I'd try petting him first"
What do turtles say to themselves to calm down?
My 7 yr old: dad, I made up a joke and it's really funny.
Me: ok hit me.
Her: what do turtles say to themselves to calm down?
Me: mmm I dunno, what?
Her: in through your nose, out through your butt.
Me: …
Her: …
Me: …
Her: turtles breathe through their butts, dad.
Me: oh! Haha nice one. Wow. You're smart.
"Do you think there's any sign that Dad hates us?"
"I dunno... Beats me, I guess."
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