The Best 16 Dunk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dunk jokes. There are some dunk combinations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dunk dip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dunk Jokes and Puns

So, this dairy farmer takes his son out to learn about milking for the first time.

After he shows how to pull on the udders and fill the bucket, he says, "Now son, we have to dip your head in the milk to make it safe to drink."
The boy is confused and asks, "You've gotta dunk my whole head in the milk to be safe, Pa?"
The dairy farmer says, "No, son, no..."

"Just past your eyes."

I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box....

...I've been banned for life from that shop.

They say dunking your head in cold water helps wake you up

But no one realizes boiling water is much more effective

Dunk joke, They say dunking your head in cold water helps wake you up

Have you heard the nickname for the Canadian that won the Slam Dunk competition?

They call him Sir Up now

what do you call a fish that can dunk?

swooshi !
(proud of this one)


Dunkin Donuts should start selling treadmills

Then, America could really run on Dunkin.

I once dunked over someone so hard that they started to cry...

...my brother says I'm not allowed to see my nephew anymore

Dunk joke, I once dunked over someone so hard that they started to cry...

I tried dunking a basketball.

Still didn't taste very good.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Reporters

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?
He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between Superman and Supergirl?

Supergirl has good fundamentals and great passes but she can't dunk.

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Christmas is sexist, there's Christmas Eve but no Christmas Adam

Ba dunk tsss

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dunk it in spirits and light it on fire.

How do you make a dog go meow?
Run it through a bandsaw.

What happens you dunk your Digestive in your tea one too many times while listening to rock music?

You get a ... Limp Biscuit!

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Where do I buy Black people jeans?

Someone told me if I wanted to dunk a basketball I pretty much had to have them

Dunk joke, Where do I buy Black people jeans?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dunk digestive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dunk dribble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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