Dunk Jokes

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I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box....

...I've been banned for life from that shop.

So, this dairy farmer takes his son out to learn about milking for the first time.

After he shows how to pull on the udders and fill the bucket, he says, "Now son, we have to dip your head in the milk to make it safe to drink."
The boy is confused and asks, "You've gotta dunk my whole head in the milk to be safe, Pa?"
The dairy farmer says, "No, son, no..."
"Just past your eyes."

They say dunking your head in cold water helps wake you up

But no one realizes boiling water is much more effective

Have you heard the nickname for the Canadian that won the Slam Dunk competition?

They call him Sir Up now

Dunkin Donuts should start selling treadmills

Then, America could really run on Dunkin.

what do you call a fish that can dunk?

swooshi !
(proud of this one)

I once dunked over someone so hard that they started to cry...

...my brother says I'm not allowed to see my nephew anymore

I tried dunking a basketball.

Still didn't taste very good.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Reporters

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?
He just wanted the inside scoop.