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Funniest Dungeons Short Jokes

Short dungeons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dungeons humour may include short dungeon and dragons jokes also.

1. Why do January 6 deniers never last very long in Dungeons & dragon campaigns? They always fail their Constitution checks.
2. A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar. My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
   I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."
3. What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game for your group? A Carpe D.M
4. I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out. They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
5. I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental... I'm going to call it Air D&D
6. This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting Why he be all slidin into my DMs
7. In 'Dungeons and Dragons' because bards are musicians... Surely they can only use scale mail?
8. I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength. I call it "Book Club"
9. There are two things you need to do to be a dungeon master. 1. Roll with it.
   2. Roll with it.
10. We were going to play Dungeons & Dragons on Monday, but decided to play the next day. THACO Tuesday

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Dungeons One Liners

Which dungeons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dungeons? I can suggest the ones about world of dangers and dark souls.

1. Growing up we were so poor We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
2. Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players? They do it for the Experience.
3. I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish So I can carp a DM
4. Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin I know it's popular but I don't understand it
5. Did you know Rihanna plays Dungeons and Dragons? She went 0-60 in 3.5
6. What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12
7. How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds.
8. When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
9. Why wouldn't the crab sleep in the basement? It was too dungeonous.
10. I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank.
11. What do you call the v**... Mary in a s**... dungeon? Miracle whip.
12. What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and s**.... Tee hee.
13. s**... dungeon You're bound to enjoy it ;-)
14. Children go to a special heaven after they die... To my s**... dungeon.
15. What's the other name for Game of Thrones? ( s**... ) Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons And Dragons Jokes

Here is a list of funny dungeons and dragons jokes and even better dungeons and dragons puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The United States would be a very weak country in Dungeons & Dragons. They only have 1 Constitution.
• My wife was following a wizard on her phone I told her she should do a detect evil spell first. She told me I play to much dungeons and dragons.
• Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house? Because the lights were burnt out.
  *My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*
• What is the difference between a Dungeon Dragon and a Dragon? One is imprisoned by Nicki Minaj!
• What do you call a kirby villain who sells c**..., and plays Dungeons & Dragons? King Dedede the DD who plays D&D.
• My parents used to think Dungeons and Dragons was satanic So I summoned a d**... to kill them.

Charming Humor Dungeons Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about dungeons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thrones jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dungeons pranks.