The Best 20 Dungeons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dungeons jokes. There are some dungeons catacombs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dungeons lion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dungeons Jokes and Puns

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One day the king feels the urge to examine his castle dungeons and ensure everything is running smoothly. His examination is going well when he runs across the guy operating the rack. After a bit of conversation the king asks how the rack operator's job is going to which he replies "well, it's just one long 'knight' after another."

Growing up we were so poor

We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.

What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game for your group?

A Carpe D.M

Dungeons joke, What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game

A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...

During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"

The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."

A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture

The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.

I said 'Mimics.'

The party laughed.

The barkeep laughed.

The table laughed.

We killed the table. Good times.


Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?

They do it for the Experience.

I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.

They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.

Dungeons joke, I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons fo

I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I'm going to call it Air D&D

This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting

Why he be all slidin into my DMs

Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin

I know it's popular but I don't understand it

Did you know Rihanna plays Dungeons and Dragons?

She went 0-60 in 3.5

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I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.

I call it "Book Club"

I was invited to go play Dungeons and Dragons. I was told i needed to pick a race and a class for my character

So I picked white and middle. Apparently that's not how its played, but I just think they know I'd win

What do you call a Kirby villain who sells cocaine, and plays Dungeons & Dragons?

King Dedede the DD who plays D&D.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

We were going to play Dungeons & Dragons on Monday, but decided to play the next day.

THACO Tuesday

Dungeons joke, We were going to play Dungeons & Dragons on Monday, but decided to play the next day.

The United States would be a very weak country in Dungeons & Dragons.

They only have 1 Constitution.

My wife was following a wizard on her phone

I told her she should do a detect evil spell first. She told me I play to much dungeons and dragons.

What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons?

Helmets and Spades. Tee hee.


When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons...

He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.

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