Following is our collection of funny Dungeons Dragons jokes. There are some dungeons dragons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dungeons dragons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They always fail their Constitution checks.
We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
A Carpe D.M
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.
She's waiting.
She's waiting...
The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"
The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.
They do it for the Experience.
They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
I'm going to call it Air D&D
Why he be all slidin into my DMs
I know it's popular but I don't understand it
Surely they can only use scale mail?
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She went 0-60 in 3.5
I call it "Book Club"
So I picked white and middle. Apparently that's not how its played, but I just think they know I'd win
King Dedede the DD who plays D&D.
D12
THACO Tuesday
They only have 1 Constitution.
I told her she should do a detect evil spell first. She told me I play to much dungeons and dragons.
Because the lights were burnt out.
*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*
Helmets and Spades. Tee hee.
He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
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