Dungeon Jokes

Do you enjoy RPGs and good-natured ribbing? Then this article is for you! It contains jokes specifically targeted towards Dungeon Masters while they are playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons and Jedi. Learn the ins and outs of catacombs and gameplay with these funny dungeon jokes. Whether you're a Dungeon Master or a player, you won't want to miss this collection of humor!

Laughable Dungeon Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a b**... fettish?

Ask them what a dungeon master is

A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar.

My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"

I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."

A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture

The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.

I said 'Mimics.'

The party laughed.

The barkeep laughed.

The table laughed.

We killed the table. Good times.

Why did Hank Hill go to a b**... dungeon?

He heard they were Pro-Pain and Pro-Pain Accessories.

I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish

So I can carp a DM

Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin

I know it's popular but I don't understand it

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an s**... club?

"Troll in the dungeon!"

Dungeon joke, What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an s**... club?

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?


What do you call the v**... Mary in a s**... dungeon?

Miracle whip.

There are two things you need to do to be a dungeon master.

1. Roll with it.

2. Roll with it.

A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.

That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house?

Because the lights were burnt out.

*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*

Me and my neighbor got into a fight, so in church my pastor pulled me aside and reminded me to "Treat others like you want to be treated"

I took his advice and locked up my neighbor in my b**... dungeon

s**... dungeon

You're bound to enjoy it ;-)

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