The Best 15 Dungeon Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dungeon jokes. There are some dungeon claustrophobia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dungeon congolese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dungeon Jokes and Puns
How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a BDSM fettish?
Ask them what a dungeon master is
A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar.
My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."
A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.
I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish
So I can carp a DM
Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin
I know it's popular but I don't understand it
What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club?
"Troll in the dungeon!"
What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?
D12
What do you call the virgin Mary in a sex dungeon?
Miracle whip.
There are two things you need to do to be a dungeon master.
1. Roll with it.
2. Roll with it.
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?
Collecting stocks and bonds.
You can explore dungeon catacombs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dungeon disciple dad jokes. There are also dungeon puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house?
Because the lights were burnt out.
*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*
Me and my neighbor got into a fight, so in church my pastor pulled me aside and reminded me to "Treat others like you want to be treated"
I took his advice and locked up my neighbor in my BDSM dungeon
Sex dungeon
You're bound to enjoy it ;-)
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We suggest to use only working dungeon prison piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.