Laughable Dungeon Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a b**... fettish?
Ask them what a dungeon master is
A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar.
My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."
A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.
Why did Hank Hill go to a b**... dungeon?
He heard they were Pro-Pain and Pro-Pain Accessories.
I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish
So I can carp a DM
Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin
I know it's popular but I don't understand it
What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an s**... club?
"Troll in the dungeon!"
What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?
D12
What do you call the v**... Mary in a s**... dungeon?
Miracle whip.
There are two things you need to do to be a dungeon master.
1. Roll with it.
2. Roll with it.
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?
Collecting stocks and bonds.
How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house?
Because the lights were burnt out.
*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*
Me and my neighbor got into a fight, so in church my pastor pulled me aside and reminded me to "Treat others like you want to be treated"
I took his advice and locked up my neighbor in my b**... dungeon
s**... dungeon
You're bound to enjoy it ;-)
