Dung Jokes
44 dung jokes and hilarious dung puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dung that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dung Short Jokes
Short dung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dung humour may include short dirt jokes also.
- Saw a guy betting anyone $50 to see if he could fire a bullet into a pile of cow dung 30 yards away. I thought to myself, that's kind of a crapshoot.
- A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender... Excuse me sir, is this stool taken?
- (Dad Joke) I saw a bit of dung on a Volkswagen the other day.... I thought to myself , "Man...that's some Beatle"
- 2 dung beetles meet 1st one asks; How's it going?
2nd replies; Same s**..., different day. - Dung Beetles are one of the toughest animals in the world. They go through so much s**....
- I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went a**....
- I was reading an article about burning cow dung as a new source of energy... I thought it was total b**....
- What do dung beatles like on their hotdogs? Mus-t**...
- Heard they used to build houses out of cow dung in the old days I think that's b**...
- A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,"What's with the round f**...?"
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Dung One Liners
Which dung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dung? I can suggest the ones about excrement and stung.
- A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, "Is this stool taken?"
- A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, 'Is this stool taken?'
- A dung beetle goes into a bar... He doesn't order a drink. He just takes a stool.
- What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
- What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools
- When a dung beetle dies... is it interred?
- A dung beetle walks into a bar Is this stool taken?
- What's the Chinese word for constipation? Hung dung
- A dung beetle goes for fast food... Orders a Number 2
- Dung Beetle A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks, "Yo, is this stool taken?"
- What do you call a Chinese company which sells manure on the open market? Dung Xioping.
- TIFU By Stepping Into Cow Dung Now I have alternative facts all over me.
- What smells bad and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Get it?! - If a dung beetle eats dung... Then what does a cockroach eat?
- "Getting real tired of your c**...…" Said no dung beetle ever.
Dung Beetle Jokes
Here is a list of funny dung beetle jokes and even better dung beetle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the dung beetle say to the camel? Can you p**... me a favour?
Delightful Fun Dung Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about dung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ditch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dung pranks.
Once a man, knocked on a door and an old lady opened the door. Without a word the man went in took a lot of cow dung from his bag and threw on the carpet. "You see , I have a wonder vaccum cleaner with me here, if this doesn't work I'll eat every piece of that dung" he said.
"Do you want tomato ketchup with it ? " The lady asked. "Cause you see, we still don't have electricity in this house"
A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.
Good pickup line.
Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"
A dungbeetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
"Is this stool taken?"
Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa
An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.
Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin
I know it's popular but I don't understand it
The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A door to door vacuum salesman visits a house. When he proposes a deal the woman tells him to take a hike.
Without giving her a second chance the man empties a bucket of cow dung onto to carpet and says "If the vacuum cleaner doesn't s**... all of this up then I will eat the rest myself"
The woman goes to the kitchen and returns with a bowl of sugar and throws it over the cow dung and says:
"Start eating so long, we don't have electricity on the farm"
What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?
D12
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?
Collecting stocks and bonds.
