Dung Jokes
42 dung jokes and hilarious dung puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dung that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dung Short Jokes
Short dung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dung humour may include short dirt jokes also.
- Saw a guy betting anyone $50 to see if he could fire a bullet into a pile of cow dung 30 yards away. I thought to myself, that's kind of a crapshoot.
- (Dad Joke) I saw a bit of dung on a Volkswagen the other day.... I thought to myself , "Man...that's some Beatle"
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Dung One Liners
Which dung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dung? I can suggest the ones about excrement and ditch.
- A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, "Is this stool taken?"
- What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
- What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools
- When a dung beetle dies... is it interred?
- What's the Chinese word for constipation? Hung dung
- A dung beetle goes for fast food... Orders a Number 2
- What do you call a Chinese company which sells manure on the open market? Dung Xioping.
- TIFU By Stepping Into Cow Dung Now I have alternative facts all over me.
- If a dung beetle eats dung... Then what does a cockroach eat?
- "Getting real tired of your c**...…" Said no dung beetle ever.
- Dung Beetles are one of the toughest animals in the world. They go through so much s**....
- What do dung beatles like on their hotdogs? Mus-t**...
- Heard they used to build houses out of cow dung in the old days I think that's b**...
- What did the dung beetle say to the camel? Can you p**... me a favour?
Delightful Fun Dung Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about dung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dung pranks.
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Once a man, knocked on a door and an old lady opened the door. Without a word the man went in took a lot of cow dung from his bag and threw on the carpet. "You see , I have a wonder vaccum cleaner with me here, if this doesn't work I'll eat every piece of that dung" he said.
"Do you want tomato ketchup with it ? " The lady asked. "Cause you see, we still don't have electricity in this house"
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A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said 'Mimics.'
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.
Good pickup line.
Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"
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2 dung beetles meet
1st one asks; How's it going?
2nd replies; Same s**..., different day.
Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa
An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.
Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin
I know it's popular but I don't understand it
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I hate being used as a thesaurus.
A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went a**....
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I was reading an article about burning cow dung as a new source of energy...
I thought it was total b**....
What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?
D12
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?
Collecting stocks and bonds.
An archaeologist, paleontologist and hair stylist walk into a bar...
A man walks up to them and asks if they could help him identify the authenticity of a pile of fossilized T-Rex dung.
The archaeologist, after thoroughly examining the dung, says,
"I've been looking for a specimen like this for years, this is definitely the real thing!"
The paleontologist, after a brief inspection, says,
"I've seen a few of these before and this one looks like a genuine one."
The hair stylist, after one look, immediately declares that it's a fake.
The man asks "how do you know?"
The hair stylist replies,
"I've been working with shampoo for 30 years."
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Lesson 5 of 6: The Flying Turkey
A turkey was chatting with a bull I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy. Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.
**Moral of the story**: b**... might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
