The Best 50 Dumpty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumpty jokes. There are some dumpty obese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumpty humpty dumpty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumpty Jokes and Puns

Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer...

But he had a *great* Fall!

My friends call me Humpty Dumpty..

.. I crack myself up.

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again."

Dumpty joke, "All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again."

After a disappointing summer,

Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

Poor humpty dumpty...

If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today.


Why was Humpty Dumpty disappointed with winter?

Because he had a great fall.

Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter?

No, but he had a great Fall.

Dumpty joke, Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter?

Why did Mr Dumpty push Mrs Dumpty off the wall?

So he can see her crack.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for a lousy summer!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

His summer was ok.

Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

But his winter wasn't so hot...

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk?

Dumpty joke, What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

El Humpty Dumpty

Relax amigo, your moment is coming.

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

What's the definition of egghead?

What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.


Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Because he had a miserable summer.

I met Humpty Dumpty

He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the upcoming Winter?

Because he had a great Fall!

Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer.

At least he had a great fall.

"I live life on the edge!"

-- Humpty Dumpty

The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

His men were walking on eggshells.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

...His winter though? Absolutely awful.

What do you call it when an egg sleeps with his girlfrind before breaking up with her?

Humpty Dumpty.

What is the REAL reason Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?

Because he was high.

Did you hear about the most recent celebrity drug addict?

I Don't know how we missed it for so long, but it turns out that Humpy Dumpty was actually a crack head

He's a good crack but he's a bit of a big head

Humpty Dumpty

Why was the egg not allowed to go near the trashcan?

Because he tried to Humpty Dumpty.

You know Marie Antoinette killed Humpty Dumpty at his own wedding?

She made a French toast

Why was Humpty Dumpty so popular?

Because he was one shell of a guy

Why Humpty Dumpty so impartial about Christmas?

Because he's eggnostic...

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter

Which sucks because he had a great fall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

Well they had to they were fat

What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty?

Humpty Dumpty has a wall.

Every day of the week, I teach my students a historical event through the eyes of a nursery rhyme character.

So on hump day Humpty Dumpty dumped tea

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

Like a suicidal Humpty Dumpty,

I crack myself up

Have you heard of this Humpty Dumpty guy?

He's not all he's cracked up to be; I heard he had a breakdown or something. His life is in pieces and feels like it's just one big yolk, now.

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

But he had a horrible fall!

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?

So he could see her crack.

Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall?

To see her crack.

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty promised a wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the golf courses and all the white men

Couldn't Make America Great Again

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ...

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

Just tell me mate

Ight guys I wanna make this guy mine and he loves jokes so tell me your best joke .

Well since this is a joke community I will tell a joke so the post won't get deleted .

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

What did French Humpty Dumpty say when he fell?

Oeuf.

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