Dumpty Jokes

Funniest Dumpty Short Jokes

Short dumpty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumpty humour may include short tall jokes also.

1. "I'm sorry, Your Highness, but we can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again!" said the King's man. The King, who was drunk, replied, "Let the horses try."
2. Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
3. My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs? A dead Humpty Dumpty.
4. I got one of those Humpty Dumpty toys from Aldi. It's brilliant.
   It comes with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men.
5. Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the upcoming Winter? Because he had a great Fall!
6. What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?
7. Did you hear about the most recent celebrity drug addict? I Don't know how we missed it for so long, but it turns out that Humpy Dumpty was actually a crack head
8. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall?
   A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd!
   Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall?
   A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
9. Have you heard of this Humpty Dumpty guy? He's not all he's cracked up to be; I heard he had a breakdown or something. His life is in pieces and feels like it's just one big yolk, now.
10. What do you call it when an egg sleeps with his girlfrind before breaking up with her? Humpty Dumpty.

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Dumpty One Liners

Which dumpty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumpty? I can suggest the ones about wells and obese.

1. Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.
2. Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall? To see her crack.
3. Like a suicidal Humpty Dumpty, I crack myself up
4. What was Humpty Dumpty's favorite month? October... He had a great fall.
5. What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty has a wall.
6. "I live life on the edge!" -- Humpty Dumpty
7. What did French Humpty Dumpty say when he fell? Oeuf.
8. It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!
9. What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty
10. What's the definition of egghead? What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
11. How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits.
12. My friends call me Humpty Dumpty.. .. I crack myself up.
13. What is the REAL reason Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Because he was high.
14. I met Humpty Dumpty He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.
15. What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty Fall Jokes

Here is a list of funny humpty dumpty fall jokes and even better humpty dumpty fall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most? The Fall.
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died.

Humpty Dumpty Jokes

Here is a list of funny humpty dumpty jokes and even better humpty dumpty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. His men were walking on eggshells.
• Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall
• Why was Humpty Dumpty so popular? Because he was one shell of a guy
• You know Marie Antoinette killed Humpty Dumpty at his own wedding? She made a French toast
• Why was the egg not allowed to go near the trashcan? Because he tried to Humpty Dumpty.
• El Humpty Dumpty Relax amigo, your moment is coming.
• Original: What did Humpty Dumpty say to all the king's horses and all the king's men? Yolks on you!
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock and little Bo Peep was suckin' his...
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint
• Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!

Entertaining Dumpty Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about dumpty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chunky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumpty pranks.