Dumpty Jokes

Funniest Dumpty Short Jokes

Short dumpty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumpty humour may include short tall jokes also.

1. Trumpty Dumpty Trumpty Dumpty promised a wall
   Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
   All the golf courses and all the white men
   Couldn't Make America Great Again
2. "I'm sorry, Your Highness, but we can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again!" said the King's man. The King, who was drunk, replied, "Let the horses try."
3. Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
4. Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
   A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
5. My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs? A dead Humpty Dumpty.
6. I got one of those Humpty Dumpty toys from Aldi. It's brilliant.
   It comes with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men.
7. What did French Humpty Dumpty say when he fell? Oeuf.
8. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
   Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ...
9. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!
10. Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall.

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Dumpty One Liners

Which dumpty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumpty? I can suggest the ones about wells and obese.

1. Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.
2. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.
3. Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall? To see her crack.
4. Like a suicidal Humpty Dumpty, I crack myself up
5. Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!
6. I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer... But he had a horrible fall!
7. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall
8. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall But his winter wasn't so hot...
9. Why was Humpty Dumpty disappointed with winter? Because he had a great fall.
10. What was Humpty Dumpty's favorite month? October... He had a great fall.
11. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
12. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
    A: To see her crack.
13. What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty has a wall.
14. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... ...His winter though? Absolutely awful.
15. "I live life on the edge!" -- Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty Fall Jokes

Here is a list of funny humpty dumpty fall jokes and even better humpty dumpty fall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the upcoming Winter? Because he had a great Fall!
• It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Because he had a miserable summer.
• Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall?
  A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd!
  Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall?
  A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
• Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok.
• What is the REAL reason Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Because he was high.
• Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... Well they had to they were fat
• What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most? The Fall.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a nice fall? Because he had a lousy summer
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died.

Humpty Dumpty Jokes

Here is a list of funny humpty dumpty jokes and even better humpty dumpty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack.
• What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?
• What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty
• "All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again."
• Have you heard of this Humpty Dumpty guy? He's not all he's cracked up to be; I heard he had a breakdown or something. His life is in pieces and feels like it's just one big yolk, now.
• What do you call it when an egg sleeps with his girlfrind before breaking up with her? Humpty Dumpty.
• The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. His men were walking on eggshells.
• What's the definition of egghead? What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
• How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits.
• Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall

Entertaining Dumpty Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about dumpty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chubby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumpty pranks.