Dumpty Jokes

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Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer.

At least he had a great fall.

After a disappointing summer,

Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer...

But he had a *great* Fall!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

But his winter wasn't so hot...

Why was Humpty Dumpty disappointed with winter?

Because he had a great fall.

What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty?

Humpty Dumpty has a wall.

Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

...His winter though? Absolutely awful.

"I live life on the edge!"

-- Humpty Dumpty

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for a lousy summer!

Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter?

No, but he had a great Fall.

After he fell off the wall, Humpty Dumpty fell on hard times....

He couldn't get his life together. Humpty didn't remember eggsactly what happened. He was diagnosed with amnesia and his memories were scrambled from that moment. Humpty walked out of the hospital he was all yolked up and crying. He fell to drugs and became a crack head. Humpty became a true shell of himself before he went to rehab. It was difficult for him since people were hard boiling him with questions about his state of mind. Humpty couldn't take all this stress and he started to mentally break fast. But, with help from a doctor, went back to normal and everything became sunny side up.

Why is Humpty Dumpty so optimistic about the upcoming Winter?

Because he had a great Fall!

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk?

Did you hear about the most recent celebrity drug addict?

I Don't know how we missed it for so long, but it turns out that Humpy Dumpty was actually a crack head

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

Why did Mr Dumpty push Mrs Dumpty off the wall?

So he can see her crack.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Because he had a miserable summer.

What do you call it when an egg sleeps with his girlfrind before breaking up with her?

Humpty Dumpty.

The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

His men were walking on eggshells.

Every day of the week, I teach my students a historical event through the eyes of a nursery rhyme character.

So on hump day Humpty Dumpty dumped tea

What's the definition of egghead?

What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?


Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

His summer was ok.

I met Humpty Dumpty

He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

What is the REAL reason Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?

Because he was high.

My friends call me Humpty Dumpty..

.. I crack myself up.

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again."

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