The Best 9 Dumpsters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumpsters jokes. There are some dumpsters colonists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumpsters bins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumpsters Jokes and Puns

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's worse then a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

The Darkest Joke

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

... A baby in two dumpsters.

Last night Philadelphia residents climbed light poles, flipped over cars, and set dumpsters on fire

Then things really got out of hand when they learned the Eagles won the Super Bowl

You know what's worse than an infant in a dumpster?

An infant in two dumpsters.


What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

Two babies in a dumpster.

And what's worse than that? A baby in two dumpsters.

What's worse than a baby in the dumpster?

A baby in 10 dumpsters.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.

I was a paper boy...

I was supposed to go to 2000 houses.

Or two dumpsters.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumpsters dumpster jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumpsters rubbish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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