Dumpster Fire Jokes
7 dumpster fire jokes and hilarious dumpster fire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumpster fire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dumpster Fire Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
Some might say america is a dumpster fire right now
But that's not true because a dumpster fire can actually give a homeless person a source of heat
Last night Philadelphia residents climbed light poles, flipped over cars, and set dumpsters on fire
Then things really got out of hand when they learned the Eagles won the Super Bowl
What's the difference between Kathleen Wynne and a dumpster fire?
A dumpster fire produces affordable light and heat.
What is the difference between a dumpster fire and the 2016 presidential election?
A dumpster fire gets rid of garbage
A math joke
A mathematician quits his job at a major university to pursue work as a firefighter. At his local fire station, the firefighters are impressed with the mathematician's resume and ask him a few questions.
"What do you do if you pass a Dumpster, and it's on fire?"
The mathematician responds. "Easy, I'd just put out the fire."
The firefighters were pleased. "Okay, what do you do if you pass a Dumpster, and it's not on fire?"
The mathematician thinks for a little bit. "Easy! I'd set it on fire!"
The firefighters are aghast at his stupidity. They ask him if he's an idiot, to which he replies, "No! I've just reduced the problem to one I've already solved!"
My Math Professor Told Us This Joke Today.
A mathematician had a change of heart and decided to embark on a career change to become a fire fighter. He walks into a fire station, approaches the supervisor and demands to be hired.
Even though there were positions open, the supervisor doesn't consider the mathematician very practical and decides to give him two tests before he hired the mathematician.
The supervisor takes the mathematician to the back of the station and lights the dumpster on fire, saying "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately picks up a hose and puts the fire out.
The supervisor now asks his final question, "Now that the dumpster is not on fire, what do you do?"
The mathematician thinks and says "This problem can be reduced to a problem with a known solution." and lights the dumpster on fire.
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