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Also, all my horses have gone missing.
They're always down in the dumps
A Spanish pirate walks into a bar, and he appears down in the dumps. The bartender notices this and asks,
"Aye, what'll ye be havin'?"
"Agua, por favor."
"Hm, whatever floats yer boat, lad."
"...Sí."
An English guy, a Scottish Guy, and an Irish guy are in a bar. A fly comes over and lands in the English guy's beer, so he dumps it out. Another fly comes and lands in the Scottish guy's beer, so he takes it out and keeps drinking from it as if nothing happened. A third fly comes and lands in the Irish guy's beer. He takes the fly out, shakes it over his beer and yells "Spit it out, ya little blighter! Spit it out!"
Been down in the dumps all day.
There he dumps a pound of flour on himself, he goes to his mother and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him in the mouth and says, "go tell your Father what you jst said!" The boy goes to his fAther and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His father takes him over his leg and spanks him hard. Then the father asked," okay son , now what have you learned?" The looks at him and says," I've only been a white boy for 8 minutes now an I already hate you black people!"
New Jersey got to choose first
New Jersey got to pick first
Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat.
Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!
To beat the Portugees
Down's in the dumps
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In trouble with his peers.
New Jersey got to pick first.
- from Law and Order
A rebel without a Claus.
Don't eat there.
New Jersey got first choice.
But now I'm feeling down in the dumps.
.. once she dumps me, I'll be Ruthless! HAAAA!!
Bob turns to John and says, "You're looking down in the dumps, what's wrong?"
"It's the wife. Since she's started this high-powered job, she's cut our sex down to 3 times a week!"
"You're lucky" remarked Bob. "She's cut me out completely!"
It's down in the dumps.
Kept almost dying
When the man arrived at work late due to the incident his boss asked, "Why are you late?"
The man replies, "I was as**salt**ed."
because one mans trash, is another one's treasure
Saad Maan
He finds a good looking house and knocks on the door.
"Hello?" A lady replies.
He goes inside, dumps a bag of cowdung on the ground and says, "Ma'am, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't leave the floor spotless, I'll eat it!"
"Ye want some ketchup with that?"
"What do you mean?" asks the salesman.
"We just moved in and we got no electricity."
Bartender asks who it was for. Guy replies "my unborn child"
"Sorry to hear man, what happened?" Asked the bartender.
Guy looked him square in the eye "dried up in a sock."
But this time, instead of everyone dumping their stocks, they're stocking for dumps
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
It will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Dave is really down in the dumps so Steve asks him what's up.
Dave: My wife has been making me pay for sex!
Steve: Really? How much does she charge you?
Dave: $50 every time!
Steve: Wow, you're lucky!
Dave: Lucky!? How could you say that!?
Steve: That's cheap!! She charges me $300!!!!!!!
After the meal he looks at the coffee menu and orders an Espresso Ristretto, because the name sounds good. The server brings him a tiny coffee cup with a little coffee at the bottom. The American takes the cup, dumps the content in his mouth, makes few slushing sounds with his tongue and says to the server: "Yes, it's good. I'll have this".
Since then I've been feeling down in the dumps.
I come here needing all of your help!!!
I have a close friend who recently discovered he has cancer. He has been down in the dumps the last few days, so i cracked a cancer joke and it instantly made his day. I told him i will have a cancer joke everyday for him.
So i need you all to load me up with some cancer jokes!
Thanks all!
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