The Best 18 Dumpling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumpling jokes. There are some dumpling yung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumpling restaraunt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumpling Jokes and Puns

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs


A man is eating at his local dumpling shop.

The waiter comes over and asks if everything is OK with his meal today. "Meals wonderful! But these lights are so bright" he says.
Waiter asks "would you like us to turn them off?".
Man says "No, but maybe Dim Sum."

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?


I just tore a dumpling in half

It was wonton destruction

The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.

He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.

I used to date this girl named Ling

but then I had to dumpling.

Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor?

He was charged with wonton endangerment.

Dumpling joke, Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor?

The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright

I had to ask them to Dim Sum

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

What did the redneck say about the Chinese dumpling house?

Dim Sum good dumplings!

I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

You can explore dumpling noodle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dumpling wonton dad jokes. There are also dumpling puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How much does a dumpling weigh?


Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way?

It was wonton.

How heavy is a dumpling?


What do you call a baby dump truck?

A dumpling!

Made up by my 8 year old son.

Why does Chinese husband throw away his wedding ring?

Because his wife wants a dumpling for their anniversary dinner.

Dumpling joke, Why does Chinese husband throw away his wedding ring?

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?


What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling?

A wanton one-ton wonton.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumpling chinese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumpling rincolns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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