Dumpling Jokes

28 dumpling jokes and hilarious dumpling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumpling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a hearty laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of dumpling jokes! From classic chicken and dumplings to uncalled for ching-chong noodle quips, there is something for everyone. Get ready to laugh and enjoy the best dumpling jokes around!

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Best Short Dumpling Jokes

Short dumpling puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumpling humour may include short doughnuts jokes also.

  1. I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings.
  2. Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?
  3. I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
  4. I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant, thinking about how duckling means little duck... So I canceled my order of dumplings.
  5. Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor? He was charged with wonton endangerment.
  6. My wife went to a chinese restaurant last night, but walked out in disgust when she saw their dumplings. A clear case of wonton abandon.
  7. I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.
  8. Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that, but she's a big girl.
  9. A group of thugs barged into a chinese restaurant recently and smashed up all the dumplings... Such pointless wonton destruction.
  10. White people do make weirder food than Asians The Chinese just put minced pork in dough and called it dumplings, but Germans just HAD to use pig intestines
Dumpling joke, White people do make weirder food than Asians

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dumpling can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dumpling puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Dumpling One Liners

Which dumpling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumpling? I can suggest the ones about dough and pudding.

  1. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs
  2. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? Wonton.
  3. I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction
  4. I used to date this girl named Ling but then I had to dumpling.
  5. The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum
  6. What do Chinese bears fry dumplings in? A Pan, Duh!
  7. What's the best meal to make for someone you're breaking up with? Dumplings
  8. What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags? ...dumplings
  9. How much does a dumpling weigh? Wonton
  10. Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way? It was wonton.
  11. How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton
  12. What do you call a baby dump truck? A dumpling!
    Made up by my 8 year old son.
  13. What do you call the offspring of turds? Dumplings
  14. How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton.
  15. What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton.

Dumpling joke, What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling?

Silly & Ridiculous Dumpling Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about dumpling you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bread dough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dumpling prank.

My visit to Poland

I met a Polish friend of mine and told him I want to explore what Poland has to offer.
I asked about the beer culture.
We have lots of beers, ales, ciders, lagers, you name it!
Great, what would you recommend?
Anything Czech…
So instead we went out for lunch.
I want to eat something Polish!
We have dumplings, called pierogi, very popular and delicious…
Excellent, I would like to have those please.
No problem, would like Russian pierogi or Ukrainian ones?

A man is eating at his local dumpling shop.

The waiter comes over and asks if everything is OK with his meal today. "Meals wonderful! But these lights are so bright" he says.
Waiter asks "would you like us to turn them off?".
Man says "No, but maybe Dim Sum."

The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.

He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.

Dumpling joke, The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright

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The impact of these dumpling jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.