Dumpling Jokes

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Best Short Dumpling Jokes

Short dumpling puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumpling humour may include short doughnuts jokes also.

1. I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings.
2. Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?
3. I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
4. I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant, thinking about how duckling means little duck... So I canceled my order of dumplings.
5. Did you hear about the Asian cuisine chef that dropped a dumpling on the floor? He was charged with wonton endangerment.
6. My wife went to a chinese restaurant last night, but walked out in disgust when she saw their dumplings. A clear case of wonton abandon.
7. I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.
8. Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that, but she's a big girl.
9. A group of thugs barged into a chinese restaurant recently and smashed up all the dumplings... Such pointless wonton destruction.
10. White people do make weirder food than Asians The Chinese just put minced pork in dough and called it dumplings, but Germans just HAD to use pig intestines

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dumpling can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dumpling puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Dumpling One Liners

Which dumpling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumpling? I can suggest the ones about dough and pudding.

1. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs
   *Won-ton*
2. How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? Wonton.
3. I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction
4. I used to date this girl named Ling but then I had to dumpling.
5. The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum
6. What do Chinese bears fry dumplings in? A Pan, Duh!
7. What's the best meal to make for someone you're breaking up with? Dumplings
8. What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags? ...dumplings
9. How much does a dumpling weigh? Wonton
10. Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way? It was wonton.
11. How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton
12. What do you call a baby dump truck? A dumpling!
    Made up by my 8 year old son.
13. What do you call the offspring of turds? Dumplings
14. How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton.
15. What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton.

Silly & Ridiculous Dumpling Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about dumpling you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bread dough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dumpling prank.

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