Dumping Jokes
33 dumping jokes and hilarious dumping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dumping Short Jokes
Short dumping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumping humour may include short dumped jokes also.
- I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist. I should've known sooner. There were red flag everywhere.
- Last week, My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her Wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
- My girlfriend dumped me today saying I was too childish But today is opposite day so it's all good
- My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction. But I know I can win her back.
- My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by smash mouth she would dump me... I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face - My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11. That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.
^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside. - I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. - I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.
- My girlfriend dumped me for an indian At least I know he's going to treat her good, I heard they worship cows
- What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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Dumping One Liners
Which dumping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumping? I can suggest the ones about getting dumped and dropping.
- My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her.
- I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster
- My girlfriend dumped me because I'm unorganised. So she packed my suitcase and I left.
- I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else
- I ate an entire feather pillow last week Since then I've been feeling down in the dumps.
- Got dumped because she said I was obsessed with boat puns Canoe believe that?
- Difference between Trump and a dump truck? Four Goodyears.
- My girlfriend dumped me over my love for pasta And now I'm feeling canaloni
- I once dumped a cross eyed girl... ...thought she was seeing someone else.
- A cannibal dumped his girlfriend. And then flushed.
- Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest.
- What do you call a musician who's been dumped by his girlfriend? Homeless!
- What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump.
- My girlfriend lost a toe and i dumped her I'm lack-toes intolerant
- How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend.
Charming Humor Dumping Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about dumping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dump truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumping pranks.
I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine, but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.
I guess he just doesn't understand tsar chasm.
A man was dumping toxic waste into a river.
Suddenly, the sky darkened, lightning flashed, and a glowing woman appeared, hovering above the river.
**"For your crimes, I curse you to only speak in words related to water!",** she intoned, and then vanished in another flash of lightning.
The man stood, shocked, before gathering his wits and muttering, "Well dam".
What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend
Flush
I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day.
I'm feeling sad because I went to the supermarket today for the sale they had on ginger ale but they were dumping all their stock into a hydraulic crusher out back.
It was soda pressing.
There was once a truck driver eating at a diner.
He was enjoying his meal, when a gang of bikers walked in. They started bullying him, by dumping salt and pepper all over him, spitting in his coffee, and stealing his food. To their surprise, the truck driver did nothing, but pay the bill, and walk out of the diner.
As they are marveling about this, the waitress comes up to them. The biker gang says that the truck driver wasn't much of a fighter.
The waitress then looks out into the night and says, He doesn't look to be much of a driver either. He just ran over 3 motorcycles.
Dumping garbage
The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"
Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings
Figures.
Someone's been secretly dumping top soil on my lawn...
The plot thickens...
The Covid 19 Toilet Paper craze was a lot like the Stock Market c**... of 1929
But this time, instead of everyone dumping their stocks, they're stocking for dumps
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his a**....
What would a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He might wipe his b**....
Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?
There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean
Grandpa wanted his remains to be scattered on a beach when he died.
As soon as we started dumping the coolers, people freaked out and called the police on us.
Why did the cops arrest the cannibal for dumping his girlfriend in public without knowing he was a one?
Public defecation.
I received a text message from an unknown number
"I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"
... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now
Trip to Norway
I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.
A friend of mine hosted a party to help him get over his girl friend dumping him.
Three of us showed up. I brought a deck of cards,and suggested we play a game.
He refused, saying we needed to wait for atleast one more person to show up.
No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. He hated four play.
