The Best 20 Dumping Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumping jokes. There are some dumping tanker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumping pacific puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumping Jokes and Puns

I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine, but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.

I guess he just doesn't understand tsar chasm.

A man was dumping toxic waste into a river.

Suddenly, the sky darkened, lightning flashed, and a glowing woman appeared, hovering above the river.

**"For your crimes, I curse you to only speak in words related to water!",** she intoned, and then vanished in another flash of lightning.

The man stood, shocked, before gathering his wits and muttering, "Well dam".

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Dumping joke, What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend

Flush

I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day.

There was once a truck driver eating at a diner.

He was enjoying his meal, when a gang of bikers walked in. They started bullying him, by dumping salt and pepper all over him, spitting in his coffee, and stealing his food. To their surprise, the truck driver did nothing, but pay the bill, and walk out of the diner.

As they are marveling about this, the waitress comes up to them. The biker gang says that the truck driver wasn't much of a fighter.

The waitress then looks out into the night and says, He doesn't look to be much of a driver either. He just ran over 3 motorcycles.


Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Figures.

Dumping joke, Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Someone's been secretly dumping top soil on my lawn...

The plot thickens...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

The Covid 19 Toilet Paper craze was a lot like the Stock Market Crash of 1929

But this time, instead of everyone dumping their stocks, they're stocking for dumps

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

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Why did the cops arrest the cannibal for dumping his girlfriend in public without knowing he was a one?

Public defecation.

I received a text message from an unknown number

"I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"

... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now

A friend of mine hosted a party to help him get over his girl friend dumping him.

Three of us showed up. I brought a deck of cards,and suggested we play a game.

He refused, saying we needed to wait for atleast one more person to show up.

No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. He hated four play.

Trip to Norway

I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer

He was charged with wonton destruction of property

Dumping joke, A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer

What's the difference between your wife and a washing machine

You don't have to say I love you after dumping a load in a washing machine.

What's the worst part about America dumping tea in the ocean?

They put the milk in first

I work as a real estate agent, so Im often in charge of lots of different locations for resale. Unfortunately, in recent weeks somebody has been dumping wet mud and dirt onto one of my empty properties that is waiting to be built upon...

***the plot thickens***


At first I thought that dumping chlorine into the pool like that was a problem...

... it was actually a solution.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumping cords jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumping dump piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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