Dummy Jokes
37 dummy jokes and hilarious dummy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dummy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes on dummies from an unexpected source! We all know how funny a crash test dummy or a baby dummy can be, but let's take a look at the unexpected, from fake dummies to dummies used as a prop or as a purse. Don't be a dummy, check out these jokes today.
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Funniest Dummy Short Jokes
Short dummy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dummy humour may include short blank jokes also.
- ChatGPT's favorite book is "Artificial Intelligence for Dummies," because it's a fun read!
- If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it: Ventriloquism for dummies.
- I have "pro-tools for dummies" right next to my toilet... You might say i'm an Avid reader.
- Why don't chicken coops have four doors? Because then they'd be chicken sedans, you dummies.
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Dummy One Liners
Which dummy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dummy? I can suggest the ones about primitive and fake.
- I've just seen the most confusing book... Ventriloquism for Dummies
- Just finished the book Eating for Dummies Boy was it hard to digest
- I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies" The pages were all blank!
- I just started reading "Codependency for dummies" I can't put it down.
- Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: "You dummies never learn. Walk around."
- I bought a copy of the bible for dummies Turned out it was just the bible.
- How do car companies measure the impact of a collision A c**... test, d**...
- I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my d**.... Now I'm just a schizophrenic.
- How does a blind man ask for a pair of scissor? He still can talk you d**...!
- How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a d**... get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?
- It's time to elect a ventriloquist for President. Right now, all we have is the d**...!
- Heard my ex was dating a ventriloquist. She always loved dummys.
- While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the practice d**... to life.
- A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel.. What a d**....
- What does a r**... call their cousin? Practice d**...
Cheerful Fun Dummy Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about dummy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean empty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dummy pranks.
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his friend the d**....
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
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Knock !!!!
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the d**....
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
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Two Blondes on a Street
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You d**..., it's me!"
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Little Sally comes home from school munching on a big bag of candy...
Her mother says, "Where'd you get the money for that!?"
Sally laughs and says, "Little Johnny bet me five dollars I couldn't climb up the flag pole! I did it, and I won!"
Her mother shakes her head. "You d**...! He was just trying to get a peek at your p**...!"
"Oh no!" Little Sally says, embarrassed.
But the next day, she comes home with two bags of candy.
Her mother says, "Did Little Johnny pay you to climb the flag pole again!??"
"Yes!" says Little Sally. "But I sure fooled him! I didn't even wear any p**...!"
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Driving past a corn field I planted and told my wife how great it feels to see the fruits of my labor
She paused for a few seconds before replying, "(OP), those are vegetables, d**...."
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My uncle was a ventriloquist d**.... He died drinking furniture polish.
It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
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I tried ventriloquism once but everyone thought I was crazy.
Possibly because I forgot to bring my d**....
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I've never felt more like a d**... ...
Than when I found out my proctologist is also a ventriloquist.
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My ventriloquist d**... said he hates having his life led by someone else.
I said, "Speak for yourself."
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What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk d**....
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I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target d**... for lasso throwing practice.
How did I get roped into this?
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A Squirrel in Sitting in a Tree Eating Some Nuts When Suddenly the Tree Starts to Shake Violently.
He looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree.
The squirrel says "hey elephant, what are you doing?"
The elephant replies "I'm climbing this tree to eat some pears!"
"You d**...," says the squirrel, "this is a pine tree... there's no pears up here."
The elephant says "I know, I brought my own!"
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Saw an Alabama fan the other day
He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big d**..., we all do"
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What did the mannequin's friend say to him when he got an F on his English essay?
You d**....
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Historians recently discovered evidence that h**... was a ventriloquist.
Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his d**... who was a violinist. He would bring the d**... to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.
