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49 dummy jokes and hilarious dummy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dummy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest jokes on dummies from an unexpected source! We all know how funny a crash test dummy or a baby dummy can be, but let's take a look at the unexpected, from fake dummies to dummies used as a prop or as a purse. Don't be a dummy, check out these jokes today.

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Funniest Dummy Short Jokes

Short dummy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dummy humour may include short blank jokes also.

  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dummies house.
    Knock knock... Who's there?
    A chicken.
    My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.
  2. ChatGPT's favorite book is "Artificial Intelligence for Dummies," because it's a fun read!
  3. If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it: Ventriloquism for dummies.
    Credit to u/Mezz7778
  4. I have "pro-tools for dummies" right next to my toilet... You might say i'm an Avid reader.
  5. New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked "how can you tell?"
    And NASA said "from the bark, you dummies!"
  6. How does one keep a grizzly away from their campsite? By setting up a bear-icade you dummies.
  7. Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay? What cologne do dummys were?
    O DeCoy...
    Sounded funnier in my head
  8. My blonde girlfriend called me today to say that she is tired of being surrounded by dummies. I keep telling her that the department store closes at 6pm.
  9. Why don't chicken coops have four doors? Because then they'd be chicken sedans, you dummies.
  10. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To visit his friend the d**....
    M: Knock knock
    Y: Who's there
    M: Your friend the chicken!
    [My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

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Dummy One Liners

Which dummy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dummy? I can suggest the ones about mock and primitive.

  1. I've just seen the most confusing book... Ventriloquism for Dummies
  2. Just finished the book Eating for Dummies Boy was it hard to digest
  3. Why do ventriloquists seem so smart? Because they hang out with dummies every day
  4. I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies" The pages were all blank!
  5. Heard my ex was dating a ventriloquist. She always loved dummys.
  6. I just started reading "Codependency for dummies" I can't put it down.
  7. Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: "You dummies never learn. Walk around."
  8. I read Smarties for Dummies. Fachidiot.
  9. I bought a copy of the bible for dummies Turned out it was just the bible.
  10. How do car companies measure the impact of a collision A c**... test, d**...
  11. I used to be a ventriloquist, until I lost my d**.... Now I'm just a schizophrenic.
  12. How does a blind man ask for a pair of scissor? He still can talk you d**...!
  13. How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a d**... get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?
  14. It's time to elect a ventriloquist for President. Right now, all we have is the d**...!
  15. While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the practice d**... to life.

No Dummy Jokes

Here is a list of funny no dummy jokes and even better no dummy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the d**...'s house. Knock knock.
    (Who's there?)
    The chicken.
    (As told by my 4th grader today)
  • Driving past a corn field I planted and told my wife how great it feels to see the fruits of my labor She paused for a few seconds before replying, "(OP), those are vegetables, d**...."
  • I went to my son and asked What is Matthew McConaughey's favorite bread and he said
    All white all white all white
    And I said no you d**...
    It's all rye all rye all rye
  • My uncle was a ventriloquist d**.... He died drinking furniture polish. It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
  • I tried ventriloquism once but everyone thought I was crazy. Possibly because I forgot to bring my d**....
  • I've never felt more like a d**... ... Than when I found out my proctologist is also a ventriloquist.
  • My ventriloquist d**... said he hates having his life led by someone else. I said, "Speak for yourself."
  • What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk d**....
  • Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do
    5 Abandon
    4 Lie
    3 Cheat
    2 a**...
    1 Forget to start the dishwasher
  • I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target d**... for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?

Cpr Dummy Jokes

Here is a list of funny cpr dummy jokes and even better cpr dummy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know what happened when Chuck Norris learned CPR? He brought the d**... to life.
  • While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice d**... to life.
Dummy joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dummy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dummy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Dummy Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about dummy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dummy prank.

What do you call a cow...

...w/ no legs? Ground beef.
...w/ 1 leg? Stake.
...w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.
...w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.
...w/ 4 legs? A cow, you d**....
...w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.
...w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.
...w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.
...w/ a twitch? Beef jerky.
I could keep going but I've milked this joke dry

Knock !!!!

My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the d**....
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/

Two Blondes on a Street

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You d**..., it's me!"

Little Sally comes home from school munching on a big bag of candy...

Her mother says, "Where'd you get the money for that!?"
Sally laughs and says, "Little Johnny bet me five dollars I couldn't climb up the flag pole! I did it, and I won!"
Her mother shakes her head. "You d**...! He was just trying to get a peek at your p**...!"
"Oh no!" Little Sally says, embarrassed.
But the next day, she comes home with two bags of candy.
Her mother says, "Did Little Johnny pay you to climb the flag pole again!??"
"Yes!" says Little Sally. "But I sure fooled him! I didn't even wear any p**...!"

Icefishing

An ice fisher makes a hole in the ice, puts his fishing rod in and suddenly he hears a voice "There are no fish here".
So he moves a bit further away, makes another hold, puts his lure in and hears again "There are no fish here".
He looks up and asks "God? Is that you"
The voice grumbles "No, d**..., I'm the ice rink groundskeeper".

Of course.

Two blondes are walking along and they find a compact (for make-up) on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, opens it and looks in the little mirror.
Oh! , she says. This person looks very familiar!
The other blonde grabs the compact, looks in the mirror and says,
Well of course, you d**.... It's ME!

A Catholic priest was drowning......

A Catholic priest was drowning in a ocean when suddenly a boat supported and asked the priest " do you need some help? You are drowning!""
He replied "No thank you God will save me"
Then another boat came and asked the priest " do you need some help? You are drowning!"
He replied "No thank you God will save me"
Then the priest died and asked God " God I believed in you why didn't you save me?"
To which god replied "I sent you 2 boats you d**..."

Boy: "Isn't the principal a d**...!

Boy: "Isn't the principal a d**...!"
Girl: "Say, do you know who I am?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "I'm the principal's daughter."
Boy: "And do you know who I am?"
Girl: "No,"
Boy: "Thank god!"

Dummy joke, It's time to elect a ventriloquist for President.

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