Dumbledore Jokes

Funniest Dumbledore Short Jokes

Short dumbledore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumbledore humour may include short wizard jokes also.

1. So I read J. K Rowlings announcments. I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.
2. Do you know why most Hogwarts students are white? Because Dumbledore doesn't like black magic.
3. Dumbledore being gay shouldn't have taken anyone by surprise. He was called *head* master from the first book!
4. Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore? Severus Package
5. What did Dumbledore say to the potions teacher at Hogwarts when he fired him? This is your severance snape.
6. Hogwarts' Spells Two kids are fighting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore comes to seperate them and says loudly «You guys are Ex-spelled»
7. (OC)What did dumbledores ghost say? There's a snape in the grass.
8. Voldemort is pretty bad but what about Dumbledore's missing owls?
9. How do you call when Dumbledores bird tells harry to go downstairs? The order of the phoenix.
10. I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door.

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Dumbledore One Liners

Which dumbledore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumbledore? I can suggest the ones about petroleum and potter.

1. I like my girls like I like my Dumbledore Head Masters
2. I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she's the real headmaster
3. Who is Dumbledore's cousin? Dumblewindow.
4. How does Dumbledore get down a hill? Running....
   J.K. Rolling
5. Hagrid spreading Dumbledore's ashes into the winds. "You're a blizzard Albus."
6. Hey girl are you Dumbledore? Because you can be my headmaster
7. What does Dumbledores car collection consist of? All busses!
8. I recently got a new spoiler on my car... It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.
9. I heard Dumbledore is gay Talk about a headmaster
10. Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master
11. What do you call a magic door? Dumbledore
12. Harry Potter and friends never caught Dumbledore's killer. It was a total Snape hunt.
13. Who has the best pet peeves? Dumbledore
14. I finally found a good model of Dumbledore's memory viewer, but it was too ex-pensieve...
15. What do you call your side chick? Dumbledore.
    Because she really is the head master.

Dumbledore Harry Jokes

Here is a list of funny dumbledore harry jokes and even better dumbledore harry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As Dumbledore stood there s**... his wand Harry regretted transferring to Catholic School

Cheerful Fun Dumbledore Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about dumbledore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean encounter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumbledore pranks.