The Best 36 Dumbest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumbest jokes. There are some dumbest cutest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumbest ignorant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumbest Jokes and Puns

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

The dumbest joke in the world

Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Whats the dumbest animal in the desert?

The polar bear.

What is the dumbest animal?

An ignoraMOOSE

This guy the other day asked me to go camping for vacation

Camping -- that's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life. What, I'm gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I'm homeless?

Welcome to Canada!

Native land of the two sexiest Ryans, and the two dumbest Justins!

You know what's really dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.

Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

Dumbest joke, You know what's really dumb?

GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years!

USA: hold my drink!

A young lad enters a barber shop...

and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

The boy licked his cone and replied,

Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!

I'm glad that DeVos was confirmed as education secretary.

Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.

What's the dumbest animal in the outback?

The penguin

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The world's dumbest Blonde took an online IQ test.

She only scored 104.

One of the dumbest things you can buy online is a dishwasher

Sometimes they forget to poke holes in the box and she's dead when she arrives

What is the dumbest text you could ever send?

"There is a cop behind me - I hope he doesn't pull me over"

The dumbest kid in chemistry class doesn't wear a dunce cap.

He wear a silly cone.

Kids believe the dumbest things.

Like when I was a kid my Dad said he was going to the market and would be back.

Dumbest joke, Kids believe the dumbest things.

I told my friend that he would probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Only the dumbest zombies go for Brians.

"Shiffer Island reportely has the dumbest people in the world living on it."

"It's why when you do something really stupid they say 'You must have Shiffer brains'"

Johnny Carlson

Me: My teacher said my generation would be the dumbest one of all.

Mom: Why?
Me: I don't remember.

No, your right! Lets do it the dumbest way possible

Because it's easier for you!

As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country.

It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.

The Best Part of Watching Trump Speak on TV?

What's the best part of watching Donald Trump speak on TV?

You're no longer the dumbest person in the room!

How is extra virgin olive oil NSFW ?

Not Safe For Wok.

\[yay dumbest joke of the day\]

You may not be the dumbest person on Earth,

but you better hope he doesn't die.

It doesn't bother me to be the dumbest person in the room

it's nice and quiet that way.

Amongst the dumbest things I've ever purchased...

was a 2020 year planner.

Dumbest joke, Amongst the dumbest things I've ever purchased...

What is the dumbest band ever?

Moron 5.

The first time I smoked weed I was in the back of my brothers truck,

we drove around for miles laughing at the dumbest things.

It was a great time but I must have been really high because I don't have a brother.

Underage drinking is a big issue in my house.

My son is drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.

Honestly, he's the dumbest ten-year-old I've ever met.

This is the dumbest joke in the world

Where does a general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

I'm sick of the people saying American people are the stupidest people in the world

Like clearly the country of Europe is the dumbest.

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

You wished you were an adult.

Believe all women. Really? ALL of them?

That's the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard.

they say women don't lie...

But that's got to be the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard

Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007

A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.

One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.

"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".

The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"

"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old booty, it's this guy!".

Designing bear-proof garbage cans is very hard…

There will always be a significant overlap between the smartest bears, and the dumbest people.

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