Dumbest Jokes
53 dumbest jokes and hilarious dumbest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumbest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you have a kid who loves to tell dumb jokes? Check out this article to read some of the dumber jokes around, from Brians to the Sexiest to the Shittiest, each joke just plain dumb!
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Funniest Dumbest Short Jokes
Short dumbest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumbest humour may include short smartest jokes also.
- As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country. It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country. - Underage drinking is a big issue in my house. My son is drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.
Honestly, he's the dumbest ten-year-old I've ever met. - I'm glad that DeVos was confirmed as education secretary. Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.
- This is the dumbest joke in the world Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies. - Designing bear-proof garbage cans is very hard… There will always be a significant overlap between the smartest bears, and the dumbest people.
- I'm sick of the people saying American people are the stupidest people in the world Like clearly the country of Europe is the dumbest.
- One of the dumbest things you can buy online is a dishwasher Sometimes they forget to poke holes in the box and she's dead when she arrives
- What is the dumbest text you could ever send? "There is a cop behind me - I hope he doesn't pull me over"
- The Best Part of Watching Trump Speak on TV? What's the best part of watching Donald Trump speak on TV?
You're no longer the dumbest person in the room! - The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?
A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
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Dumbest One Liners
Which dumbest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumbest? I can suggest the ones about dumber and so dumb.
- Believe all women. Really? ALL of them? That's the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard.
- What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
- GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!
- You may not be the dumbest person on Earth, but you better hope he doesn't die.
- What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid? You wished you were an adult.
- Amongst the dumbest things I've ever purchased... was a 2020 year planner.
- It doesn't bother me to be the dumbest person in the room it's nice and quiet that way.
- What's the dumbest animal in the outback? The penguin
- they say women don't lie... But that's got to be the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard
- What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE
- The dumbest kid in chemistry class doesn't wear a dunce cap. He wear a silly cone.
- Welcome to Canada! Native land of the two sexiest Ryans, and the two dumbest Justins!
- Whats the dumbest animal in the desert? The polar bear.
- No, your right! Lets do it the dumbest way possible Because it's easier for you!
- The world's dumbest Blonde took an online IQ test. She only scored 104.
Dumbest Kid Jokes
Here is a list of funny dumbest kid jokes and even better dumbest kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kids believe the dumbest things. Like when I was a kid my Dad said he was going to the market and would be back.
Unearthly Funniest Dumbest Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about dumbest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dumb kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumbest pranks.
What is a blonde between two Germans?
Not the dumbest!
This guy the other day asked me to go camping for vacation
Camping -- that's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life. What, I'm gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I'm homeless?
You know what's really dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.
A young lad enters a barber shop...
and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son?
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
The boy licked his cone and replied,
Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
I told my friend that he would probably survive a zombie apocalypse.
Only the dumbest zombies go for Brians.
"Shiffer Island reportely has the dumbest people in the world living on it."
"It's why when you do something really s**... they say 'You must have Shiffer brains'"
Johnny Carlson
Me: My teacher said my generation would be the dumbest one of all.
Mom: Why?
Me: I don't remember.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer
This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
The boy licked his cone and replied, Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
What is the dumbest band ever?
m**... 5.
The first time I smoked w**... I was in the back of my brothers truck,
we drove around for miles laughing at the dumbest things.
It was a great time but I must have been really high because I don't have a brother.
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
