The Best 22 Dumber Than Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumber Than jokes. There are some dumber than jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumber than puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumber Than Jokes and Puns

My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight..

When I went downstairs the debate was on.

Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber?

It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Think of how dumb the average person is

Then remember half the world are dumberer then that.


A family is on a nudist beach for the first time

**The kid asks his dad:** "Why do some guys have a small one and others a big one?"

**His dad:** "Well you see, the less you have down there, the more you have in your head. The more you have down there, the less you have in your head.

***15 minutes pass***

**Kid:** Look dad! The more that guy is looking at mom, the dumber he gets!

You know 95% of humans are dumber then average

and I'm very proud to be apart of that remaining 7% who are not.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?

Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

Phones are getting thinner and smarter

People are getting fatter and dumber

You know what's really dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.

Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

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I feel like the workforce is getting dumber at my company every time they hire someone...

It's like they're constantly bringing moron.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

...the hippie trying to sell them



and that my friends, as a geologist, is my favorite rock joke.

Honesty Is Not Always the Best Policy (real news)

A Florida man arrested for speeding and DUI admitted to police that prior to getting in his car he'd been drinking beer and watching "The Fast & the Furious." Although, he admitted his favorite movie is "Dumb and Dumber."

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?

A: A blonde trying to burn it down

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie that carries them across the country.

TIL that some people are dumber than you think

True story, somebody told me today that it isn't smoking that gives you cancer. According to some girl who "is going to medical school", it is actually when you quit smoking and you are exposed to all the other harmful things in the air that you develop cancer.

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.


Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

Why are jokes about conservatives getting dumber and dumber?

Because Republicans have started to make them up themselves.


It's amazing how technology seems to get better and better…

…all the while, people are getting dumber and dumber.

Who is dumber? Flat Earthers or Anti Vaxxers?

They're equally dumb but at least the Flat Earthers' kids are still alive.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.

At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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