Dumber Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight..

When I went downstairs the debate was on.

Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber?

It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Mother at a Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach.

The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

Son runs up to Mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play and then runs back to say..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got !"

A family is on a nudist beach for the first time

**The kid asks his dad:** "Why do some guys have a small one and others a big one?"

**His dad:** "Well you see, the less you have down there, the more you have in your head. The more you have down there, the less you have in your head.

***15 minutes pass***

**Kid:** Look dad! The more that guy is looking at mom, the dumber he gets!

Just saw this, I had to share.

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?

Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

Phones are getting thinner and smarter

People are getting fatter and dumber

You know what's really dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.

Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

Honesty Is Not Always the Best Policy (real news)

A Florida man arrested for speeding and DUI admitted to police that prior to getting in his car he'd been drinking beer and watching "The Fast & the Furious." Although, he admitted his favorite movie is "Dumb and Dumber."

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie that carries them across the country.

TIL that some people are dumber than you think

True story, somebody told me today that it isn't smoking that gives you cancer. According to some girl who "is going to medical school", it is actually when you quit smoking and you are exposed to all the other harmful things in the air that you develop cancer.

What are the funniest dumber jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Dumber? Well, here are the best Dumber puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Dumber pick up lines to share with friends.

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