Dumber Jokes

30 dumber jokes and hilarious dumber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dumber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready to laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of dumber-than-average jokes! From voters to KFC to the ignorant, you won't be able to keep a straight face at these jokes. Get ready to roll with laughter!

Funniest Dumber Short Jokes

Short dumber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dumber humour may include short smarter jokes also.

  1. My parents asked me if I wanted to watch dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on.
  2. Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.
  3. I woke up this morning determined to take care of myself by smoking & drinking less, eating better and exercising more... But that was 4 hours ago... when I was younger, dumber and full of hope.
  4. Think of how dumb the average person is Then remember half the world are dumberer then that.
  5. You know 95% of humans are dumber then average and I'm very proud to be apart of that remaining 7% who are not.
  6. Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it.
  7. Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof? Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.
  8. What's dumber than a box of rocks? ...the hippie trying to sell them

    and that my friends, as a geologist, is my favorite rock joke.
  9. Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
    A: A blonde trying to burn it down
  10. Who is dumber? Flat Earthers or Anti Vaxxers? They're equally dumb but at least the Flat Earthers' kids are still alive.

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Dumber One Liners

Which dumber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dumber? I can suggest the ones about dumbest and funnier.

  1. What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner.
  2. Phones are getting thinner and smarter People are getting fatter and dumber
  3. What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie that carries them across the country.
  4. as a man... i think women are the dumber race
  5. What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around
  6. Whats dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie trying to sell the box of rocks

Dumber Than Jokes

Here is a list of funny dumber than jokes and even better dumber than puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are jokes about conservatives getting dumber and dumber? Because Republicans have started to make them up themselves.
  • It's amazing how technology seems to get better and better… …all the while, people are getting dumber and dumber.
  • It's always surprised me that Jews score highest on IQ tests... I thought smoking made you dumber.
  • Who is dumber than a fan? Players! Cos fans are sitting down, while players are running around...
  • I feel like the workforce is getting dumber at my company every time they hire someone... It's like they're constantly bringing m**....
  • Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
    Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be s**....
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Hilarious Dumber Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about dumber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wiser jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dumber pranks.

n**... Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a n**... beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

A family is on a nudist beach for the first time

**The kid asks his dad:** "Why do some guys have a small one and others a big one?"
**His dad:** "Well you see, the less you have down there, the more you have in your head. The more you have down there, the less you have in your head.
***15 minutes pass***
**Kid:** Look dad! The more that guy is looking at mom, the dumber he gets!

You know what's really dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

A guy was in high school for 10 years. He must have been really s**..., but not as s**... as the guy who was there 20 years.

The longer you go to high school, the dumber you are. Thats why I never went.

Honesty Is Not Always the Best Policy (real news)

A Florida man arrested for speeding and DUI admitted to police that prior to getting in his car he'd been drinking beer and watching "The Fast & the Furious." Although, he admitted his favorite movie is "Dumb and Dumber."

TIL that some people are dumber than you think

True story, somebody told me today that it isn't smoking that gives you cancer. According to some girl who "is going to medical school", it is actually when you quit smoking and you are exposed to all the other harmful things in the air that you develop cancer.

Dumber joke, TIL that some people are dumber than you think