The Best 9 Dumbbells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumbbells jokes. There are some dumbbells chex jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumbbells weight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dumbbells Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

I heard a man died on the toilet after eating 2 dumbbells

Thats some heavy shit (sorry)

A guy tried lifting 40 pound dumbbells

"This is too much." He decided.

He spent his money on cheaper dumbbells

What do you call a man made out of dumbbells?

Jim

Shovels were a ground breaking invention...

But dumbbells were an uplifting one.


People in the gym are looking at me weird.

Like they've never seen someone sneaking dumbbells into their rucksack before.

As somebody who's lost a lot of weight recently, I've grown really attached to my dumbbells

They've been with me through thick and thin.

Do you know why they call them dumbbells?

Because they don't ring when you hit the gym!

I got home tonight and couldn't do my workout

Turns out the wife hid all my dumbbells

She said she was trying to lose weight

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumbbells fatten jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumbbells steroids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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