The Best 9 Dumbbell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumbbell jokes. There are some dumbbell deadlift jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumbbell gym puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumbbell Jokes and Puns

Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly.

Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot.

How do you deliver gym equipment to Hogwarts?

Through the dumbbell door.

Giovanni said to his daughter, "I no like-a that Irish boy taking you out-a. He is-a rough and common, and besides-a, he is-a a big-a dumbbell!"

"No, papa," replied the girl, "Tim is the cleverest fella I know." "Why-a you say-a that?" "We have only been dating nine weeks and he has already cured me of that little illness I used to get every month!"

Stupid bell

What do you call a stupid bell?

A dumbbell.

Why doesn't the bell ring at the gym?

It's a dumb-bell.


NSFW The world's strongest man...

only needs to use a dumbbell for his left arm.

The entrance to my room doubles as a weight.

It's a dumbbell door.

I lost 10kg last week

I can't seem find that dumbbell anywhere.

What's stupid and makes a ding noise?

A dumbbell

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumbbell measurement jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumbbell exercise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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