The Best 7 Dumb Wife Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Wife jokes. There are some dumb wife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb wife puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Wife Jokes and Puns

One day, a husband said to his wife, I don't know how you got to be so beautiful and so dumb at the same time.

The wife responded, Allow me to explain…
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so I would be attracted to you.

A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband

She asks, "Do I look fat in this dress?"

He replies, "Do I look dumb in this shirt?"

A man, his wife and the hotel receptionist

Man: Hello, I'am in room 420. Please send someone over immidiately. I'am having an argumemt with me wife and she wants to jump from the window.

Receptionist: Iam sorry sir but thats personal matter.

Man: Listen you dumb f*ck, the window is not opening and that's a maintenance problem!

A dumb one, ever for already low dad-joke expectations...

True story (makes this even more pathetic) that happened last night:

Wife: The fan is too high
Me: It's like that so we don't bump our heads

The clear coast

A married couple is in bed asleep when the phone rings at 2AM.

The blonde wife answers and listens for a second and then shouts into the phone, "How should I know that's 150 miles from here!!!"

At that the husband rolls over and asks "who was that?"

The wife replied, "I don't know, some dumb woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!"


A rich, dumb Husband and wife are taking their first trip on their new Yacht.

They have sailed far from the shore, and the two are sitting in chairs, looking out towards the water.

"Gee, I just love this new Yakt!" The man says.

"Erm... Honey, the "c" is silent." His wife responds.

The man takes a sip from a tall glass, before responding "you're right, it's very tranquil."

What did the dumb wife say when asked to describe her husband in 2 words..??

Beats me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb wife jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb wife piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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