The Best 9 Dumb Teacher Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Teacher jokes. There are some dumb teacher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb teacher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Teacher Jokes and Puns

Son: "I got expelled"

Dad: "How?"

Son: "I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."

Dad: "That's pretty dumb but-"

Son: "Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."

Dad: "Ok?"

Son: "And rub 1 out."

My teacher said our class was do dumb not even 80% of us would pass the test

She's the dumb one, we don't even have that much people in our class!

A teacher tells a class that nobody is dumb.

She then says to the class, "Stand up if you think you are dumb."

Everyone remains seated.

"Anyone?"

Finally, One student in the back of the class decides to stand up.

"Johnny! Do you really think you're dumb?"

"No, teacher." He replies, "But I hate to see you standing alone!"

A teacher wants to make sure non of her students feel stupid...

So she walks to the front of class and says " if any of you feel dumb please stand up."

A minute goes by of silence before little Johnny stands up

"Why do you think you are stupid?"

To which little Johnny replies " I don't feel stupid I just felt bad that you were the only one standing up"

Why did the English teacher assault his dumb student?

He was hoping for a sentence.


A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.

Dad: "How?"

Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.

Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-

Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."

Dad: Ok...

Son: "... and rub one out."

What did the math teacher call the dumb terrorists?

Simplified Radicals

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.



She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.

"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.

"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."

How to find a dumb blonde's IQ

Take bra size and divide it by the number of times they say awesome in a sentence.

Stolen from my hot metals teacher.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb teacher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb teacher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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