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Son: "I got expelled"
Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."
Dad: "That's pretty dumb but-"
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."
Dad: "Ok?"
Son: "And rub 1 out."
My teacher said our class was do dumb not even 80% of us would pass the test
She's the dumb one, we don't even have that much people in our class!
A teacher tells a class that nobody is dumb.
She then says to the class, "Stand up if you think you are dumb."
Everyone remains seated.
"Anyone?"
Finally, One student in the back of the class decides to stand up.
"Johnny! Do you really think you're dumb?"
"No, teacher." He replies, "But I hate to see you standing alone!"
A teacher wants to make sure non of her students feel s**......
So she walks to the front of class and says " if any of you feel dumb please stand up."
A minute goes by of silence before little Johnny stands up
"Why do you think you are s**...?"
To which little Johnny replies " I don't feel s**... I just felt bad that you were the only one standing up"
Why did the English teacher assault his dumb student?
He was hoping for a sentence.
A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.
Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.
Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."
Dad: Ok...
Son: "... and rub one out."
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.
"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
What did the math teacher call the dumb terrorists?
Simplified Radicals
How to find a dumb blonde's IQ
Take bra size and divide it by the number of times they say awesome in a sentence.
Stolen from my hot metals teacher.
Bored on lunch, here's one I tell often.
Two h**... kids.. Darla and Buckwheat are at school The teacher asks Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
"Now spell s**...'."
Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is s**...."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands up and says, otay, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence."
"I may be dumb, I may be s**..., but Darla says my dictate good!"
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