The Best 10 Dumb Stupid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Stupid jokes. There are some dumb stupid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb stupid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Stupid Jokes and Puns

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny responds, "You're stupid, neither is the car..."

Three Blondes

Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they see some tracks.

1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks!

2nd blonde: No, stupid, they're wolf tracks!

3rd blonde: You guys are both dumb, they're clearly bear tracks!

Then they got hit by a train.

What do you call a stupid fish?

A dumb bass

I'll sea myself trout

A student asked me today if there was such a thing as a stupid question.

Of course not, I said. What a dumb thing to ask.

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub...

... when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir, I..." "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."


A teacher wants to make sure non of her students feel stupid...

So she walks to the front of class and says " if any of you feel dumb please stand up."

A minute goes by of silence before little Johnny stands up

"Why do you think you are stupid?"

To which little Johnny replies " I don't feel stupid I just felt bad that you were the only one standing up"

Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...

Sarah is up first.

Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.

Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.

Prompter: Good, now spell stupid

Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D stupid. Billy is stupid.

Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate

Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and stupid, but she also say my dic-tate good.

[OC] A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.

She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:

"There are no stupid quest shuns; only stupid dancers."

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

People call me "big", "dumb", and "stupid", which confuses me

because I'm actually not very big

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb stupid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb stupid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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