The Best 3 Dumb Redneck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Redneck jokes. There are some dumb redneck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb redneck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Redneck Jokes and Puns

An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.

The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American redneck trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"

The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is marijuana a vegetable?'"

Dumb Redneck...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?

The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There's a brief silence, followed by a loud gunshot. He get's back on the phone and says, Okay, now what?

Wire Buddy..and Mimes?

An idiot redneck once kept repeating the same three phrases out loud over and over...

Wire Buddy

Same Mime

Dumb...?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb redneck jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb redneck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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