The Best 10 Dumb Person Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dumb Person jokes. There are some dumb person jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dumb person puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dumb Person Jokes and Puns

A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

What do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows

Think of how dumb the average person is

Then remember half the world are dumberer then that.

A man, his wife and the hotel receptionist

Man: Hello, I'am in room 420. Please send someone over immidiately. I'am having an argumemt with me wife and she wants to jump from the window.

Receptionist: Iam sorry sir but thats personal matter.

Man: Listen you dumb f*ck, the window is not opening and that's a maintenance problem!

It's hard to argue with a smart person

But it's impossible to argue with a dumb person.


Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?

No, how?
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I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the dumb persons house.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken

Why did the penguin cross the road?
To visit the cool persons house.

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Still the chicken

Three people are going on a walk.

They come across some tracks. The first person says that they are deer tracks. The second disagrees and says they are moose tracks. The third says the other two are dumb and that they are clearly horse tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit.

You want to know how to make a dumb person curious?

Person 2: no how?

How to make a dumb person curious!!!

Alex: John, do you know how to make a dumb person curious?

John: no dude , how?

Alex: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dumb person jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dumb person piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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